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The Breakfast Club Returns!

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LilyLangtrey · 18/10/2020 20:00

Good evening, Clunkers!

Welcome to the Breakfast Club where the kettle is permanently on, the drinks flow and the snacks are both self-replenishing and calorie-free.

We start each day with a look at history and a tribute to a brave or inspiring woman. Mostly though, we just chat randomly about current affairs, recipes, life in lockdown, literature, music and anything else that comes into our heads.

Veteran Clunkers welcome. Anyone else who wants to join in the chat - sense of humour essential! - welcome.

Kettle's on ☕️☕️☕️

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LilyLangtrey · 22/10/2020 16:45

GrinAnne.

OnProzac, great you have a week off now and a little time to unwind.

I've tried and failed to post a meme on the BC so you are all just going to have to visualise it.

Imagine The Last Supper. Now imagine six burly police officers in hi-vis jackets with their arms crossed, glaring at Jesus.

The caption is, "I don't care who your Dad is. This is an illegal gathering".

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MissSarahThane · 22/10/2020 16:54

"I don't care who your Dad is. This is an illegal gathering".

Grin Grin Grin

So is the Nativity. Joseph, Mary and the Baby Jesus. Three kings. An unknown number of shepherds. That's without adding the kings' servants and the angel choir.

LilyLangtrey · 22/10/2020 17:03

GrinSarah.

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thegcatsmother · 22/10/2020 17:34

I have fond memories of nursing the most godawful hangover whilst sat under the painted ceiling at Greenwich when it was a Naval College. I had been to a ball there, drunk far too much, and tried to remove the spur from someone's shiny boot. I sat there at breakfast looking at my eggs and trying not to throw up.

I didn't enjoy the train journey back to Plymouth.

Onprozacandmyhighhorse · 22/10/2020 18:20

Thanks Lily. Am looking forward to some time off although can't really go anywhere. Never mind, I'll enjoy it anyway.

yellowspanner · 22/10/2020 18:30

This one Lily

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TeflonTits · 22/10/2020 19:00

Just stopping by because I realise its Thursday, which usually means Pizza night in the BC.

That said, make mine a ham and pineapple one please.

flees leaving chocolate fingers

TracysShoulder · 22/10/2020 19:16

Teflon, thank you for stopping by and reminding me to get the oven going. All the toppings are prepared ready to go.

Grab a cocktail and a blanket on your way to the terrace.

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TracysShoulder · 22/10/2020 19:22

The Last lockdown Supper Grin

Yellow, glad to hear your partner is doing ok. That must have been a very scary situation for you.

TracysShoulder · 22/10/2020 19:28

Hope you don't mind Teflon, the chef seized the chocolate fingers and came back with this.

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MoreHippoThanPenguin · 22/10/2020 20:15

“I don’t care who your dad is” 🤣🤣🤣

Just popping in quickly to grab a cocktail. We had a delicious roast leg of lamb (with garlic and rosemary), so might give the pizzas a miss - unless I can have a leftover one for breakfast tomorrow?

< looking hopeful >

LilyLangtrey · 22/10/2020 21:26

Ooh, PizzaNight! My regular routine is shot.

That's the one, Yellow. All OK still?

Early night for me. Long day tomorrow. Sleep well all. Night...

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AnneRIPanki · 22/10/2020 21:37

Night, Lily.

yellowspanner · 22/10/2020 21:43

Pizza please.
Margarita with lots of pineapple please. I am going to sit up in bed with my pizza and hot chocolate.
Good night everyone.

thefatladyscreams · 22/10/2020 22:09

Do I risk being seen as an opportunist for popping up at the mention of pizza? Extra anchovies and capers pretty please for me.

TeflonTits · 22/10/2020 22:22

I approve of what the butlers did with the chocolate fingers!

TheFleegleHasLanded · 22/10/2020 22:23

I am very late for pizza night, so I will save mine for breakfast but I will have one of those delicious cocktails Tracy.

I have had six Zoom meetings so far this week but none for tomorrow thank goodness. I am all peopled out.

LilyLangtrey · 23/10/2020 05:31

Morning, Clunkers!

On this day in 1641, the Irish Rebellion began when an attempt to seize Dublin Castle was foiled. Rebel leader Felim O’Neill issued a forged proclamation claiming he had Charles I’s blessing to secure Ireland against the Crown's opponents and the rebels captured many towns and fortified houses in Ulster (now known as NI). The rebellion was an attempt to force concessions for Catholics but it developed into a conflict between Irish Catholics and the English and Scottish Protestant settlers. Many were massacred. The Irish Rebellion was also one of the root causes of the English Civil War because Parliament had no faith in Charles I’s ability to deal with it.

And bang on cue, exactly a year to the day in 1642, the first major battle of the English Civil War took place at Edgehill in Warwickshire. It was inconclusive and the war dragged on for another four years.

In 1906, suffragettes held a demonstration at the House of Commons. Inspector Scantlebury of the Yard reported to the HoC Serjeant at Arms that he had received intelligence that 30 dangerous women had left Plaistow on their way to Westminster. He arranged for the staffing of all the entrances to the House to be strengthened and for a plainclothes officer to meet the train and follow the women. (Like they wouldn’t notice a man doggedly following them 🙄).

The women arrived in twos and threes and at 4.20pm several of them stood on seats by the Northcote statue and began shouting loudly, ‘Votes for Women!’ Votes for Freedom!’ and ‘We are not slaves.’ They also unfurled banners. Such dreadful behaviour! So unladylike.

Inspector Scantlebury assured the Serjeant at Arms that he tried to persuade the women to desist and leave quietly, to no avail, and so his men were ordered to remove them from the building. This, he said, “was not achieved without a struggle”. The Times reported, ‘…..several of the excited women shrieked hysterically and one or two who had to be carried out, kicked with extreme vigour. Inspector Scantlebury was drawn down to the ground by one of the female speakers whom he had to lift from the seat which she was using as a platform.’

Having eventually been removed, some of the women continued to protest in the street - shouting and unfurling banners - and ten were subsequently arrested. They were sent to prison where hunger strikes and the torture of force feeding followed. (These days, the police would have responded by taking selfies with them and wearing rainbow laces in their boots).

Contrast and compare with the Silent Sentinels, the American suffragettes who stood silently outside the White House for two and a half years to reprove President Woodrow Wilson for denying them the right to vote. I will tell the story of their Night of Terror next month but despite their steadfast silence, they were harassed, abused, assaulted, arrested and tortured.

Women speaking up - not allowed. Women remaining silent - not allowed. Thank goodness that’s all in the past now, eh?

In 1967, farmers began slaughtering cattle following a severe outbreak of 'foot and mouth' disease.

And on this day in 2001, the Northern Ireland peace process reached an historic breakthrough when the IRA announced that they were decommissioning their weapons. Rightio then.

But here’s to you, the brave and unladylike suffragettes of 1906 🥂🥂🥂

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lifestooshort123 · 23/10/2020 07:01

Morning all and thank you @LilyLangtry. I smiled at the '30 dangerous women on their way from Plaistow to Westminster' - never underestimate a woman as she always has the capacity to be dangerous.
My grandson comes to stay Friday nights which is not only a delight for me but also gives some structure to my retired life. He leaves all his technology at home and we cuddle and chat into the night. According to my daughter, these 12-year old quasi-innocents have been educated in the perils of porn this week (takes me back to Victoria Gillick) and I have been warned to expect questions on whether all men have big willies and do all women like threesomes. It doesn't seem two minutes since we'd cuddle up to Peppa Pig. I will need fortification so aim to bake us an oreo cake (his favourite but they always seem gritty to me). Have a good day all.

thegcatsmother · 23/10/2020 07:44

Good morning - Chairman Miaow was singing the song of his people, as I went to bed early last night, (and the two lesser trained slaves neglected to top up his bowl before bed), and he was starving, because no one ever feeds him!

He is now truffling his way through his breakfast and silence again prevails!

AnneRIPanki · 23/10/2020 07:55

Morning! Great OTD , Lily . I wonder what sort of questions he will ask @lifestooshort123 .

Ian Dury did a song , Plaistow Patricia . It has a lot of swearing in it .

Onprozacandmyhighhorse · 23/10/2020 08:00

Good morning Clunkers! Thanks Lily for today's OTD. I love the "30 dangerous women". How right he was!
Thegcatsmother, Kaspar the kitten woke me about an hour ago with his purring. He was tucked tight in beside my face and was going like a wee steam engine. Is now bouncing around the bed like Tigger on speed while I have a cup of tea. Have a lovely time with your grandson tonight and I hope everyone has a good day.

yellowspanner · 23/10/2020 08:42

Good morning Clunkers and thanks for OTD Lily.
I hope everyone is staying safe and well and has an enjoyable day.

TracysShoulder · 23/10/2020 08:47

Morning all.

Love the kitty news and life I am so envious of your Friday nights. I would love to have mine to stay over like that, but we have 240 miles between us. Maybe when they are a bit older.

GD (5) already uses the correct anatomical terms. We play dolls' house when she video calls and she asked the characters if they'd like to know where they came from. Shock I tried not to look worried, but thankfully she went through evolution from the thread to the needle. Grin

I think I smell bacon...

AnneRIPanki · 23/10/2020 08:48

How are your partner and you today @yellowspanner ?

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