I have just done the most horrendeous thing in the world!

[lisalisa]

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Oh well done!!!!!!!
Just hope your Ds is not now too bewildered by this incredible mum's-pants experience, and we have all learned a lot by this!
You may have a calmer afternoon now!

Oh Lisa, I am in a terrible terrible mood and you have soooo brightened my day with a bit of laughter. Thank you.

It was George Washington (and a cherry tree).

ROFL! Great conversation. And you do know the whole office will now follow DS to said lunch bag and they will know in the next few minutes, and the whole staff room by 1pm!

and the entire LEA by 1.15

You just know that when asked (inevitably) "Is everything OK?" DS has reported the entire conversation to the whole school office because he will have interpreted "I cannot tell a lie" as having to tell the whole truth....

ROFL. Sorry, Lisa!

Oh my god I am sobbing with laughter at the conversation with your son!

Soooooooooooofunny Cant wait to tell all the school mums later!

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not to mention all the people on mumsnet in need of a good laugh.... and the law office... Oh Lisa you have brought so much joy to so many people today.

But, I want to know, who has to go to the school to do the pick up today?

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ROFL!!! Your DS sounds fab.

Of course when he is grown up and in therapy he may not be so fab!

Thread of the day week month!

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a happy outcome then.....

but DS willnow be getting bullied by assembled adults into telling them what that was about, if he hasn't told them already

what a fab thread!!

Are you going to tell the nanny what happened before she goes to pick him (them) up?

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Oh I am crying laughing - thank you for sharing, you have lightened my day immeasurably!

hope you get the knickers back safe and well this evening.

Do you think he is showing everyone your knickers -- you know, pay back for getting him pulled out of Frech class to talk to mummy?

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I think this is the first time MN has made me laugh out loud! I would have just pretended they were the Nannies.

I had a very embrassing moment when I was younger. I was about 13 and had not long started my periods. Being the lazy mare that I was I would just kick my knickers under my bed and wait for the laundry fairy to sort them. On the day in question we had a carpet laid in my bedroom, as the man (who happened to be a dad of a schoolmate) went walking up the road with our old carpet, something fell out the back of the carpet (yes my knickers) he realised something had dropped out of the carpet, looked mortified as he realised what it was and said to me "I think these are for you". I locked myself in my room for the whole weekend and even now I come out in a cold sweat when I go past the carpet store.

now, if he comes home without the knickers, are you going to assume that actually you left them at the pool after all, or are you going to assume that they are currently flying from the top of the flagpole with a note "lisalisa's ds's mum's knickers!!!!" for all to see

(of course it will probably be the former, not the latter, oh no)

ROFL.
Tears are streaming down my cheeks.

OMFG.. I seriously can not compose myself.. I'm sat hunched over my screen with tears streaming down my face...

this is just so funny. I'm seriously going to laugh all day! (sorry)

Nothing this funny happens to people in my law office. I wish you worked in mine lisalisa, we need people like you to cheer us up!!

excellent thread!