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I have just done the most horrendeous thing in the world!

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lisalisa · 11/10/2007 10:37

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lisalisa · 11/10/2007 11:17

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princessmelBABY · 11/10/2007 11:17

Yes he'll prob just leave them in the bag. Or take them out then realise what they are and put them back embarrased.

DaisyWhoooo · 11/10/2007 11:18

Why can't you leave work and go and get them? What's more important, your son's future mental health or your job? Sorry, am roffling madly. You do need to think of something soon though - it's not long till lunch!

elescarybells · 11/10/2007 11:20

i have visions of children with a stick waving said big knickers around like a flag

your poor boy

hunkermunker · 11/10/2007 11:21

Sorry, can't help. But do aympathise with the agonies.

Can you ring the school and speak to your DS before lunchtime? Massive lies needed to do that, I expect, but it's worth it, surely!

DoctorFrankenSquonk · 11/10/2007 11:22

oh trust hunker to come up with the best solution!

if you can speak to him you can tell him to be very careful when he takes his flask out of the bag

MrsWeasley · 11/10/2007 11:22

I work in school at lunch time and I think you should pop into check you gave him the right lunch or even make him a new lunch in a fresh flask and do a swap, dont care what reason you give but if the pants are discovered at lunch time I am pretty sure your son would never forgive you!

remember kids can be cruel

Jekyllywoo · 11/10/2007 11:24

Oh no, I really feel for you. Reminds me of when one of my teacher friends stepped out of her trousers and pants one night and left them on the floor in a pile - next morning, new pants, same trousers... pants stuck in trouser leg and were not noticed.. only to drop out onto the floor during year 11 French lesson!

hope your pants go un-noticed.

indiasmum · 11/10/2007 11:31

omg sorry lisalisa but thats so funny! poor you, poor ds! you cannot make someone else retrieve the knickers- they might have to touch a sweaty gusset euccch! but you absolutely must get them. i think i would call the school and speak to receptionist and ask her to go and take the flask out of the bag and put it back for ds, and for her to hold onto the carrier with its contents til you can pick it up later, or get her to speak to ds and tell him to only take out the flask. not very inventive but might work.

everyone at school will know about this you know that dont you? everyone! it doesnt matter if he pulls the knickers out or not. if you try and get them back you will have to say why. and it will make the teacher's day in the staff room. they might pin them up on their noticeboard. there might be some pervy teachers wanting a sniff- they might end up on ebay

brimfull · 11/10/2007 11:31

pmsl-tis nearly luch time,is there a courier on the way?

Niecie · 11/10/2007 11:36

Are you absolutely sure that they are in the bag before you send a despatch rider to get them? You couldn't have left them at the pool or dropped them in the car park??

I'm really sorry but this is so much more entertaining than hoovering.

HotLove · 11/10/2007 11:41

"your son and pals at playtime www.geocities.com/afvn2/ta_parachute.jpg"

ThreadyKrueger · 11/10/2007 11:45

Did you by any chance put Vimto in with ds's lunch? If so he will carry the whole thing off with panache, in the manner of the 'Dad's pants in the middle of his roll' commercial.

Alternatively phone the school and tell them that nany put a Fruit Shoot in the packed lunch by mistake. If head teacher is an mner she will don protective clothing and remove the packed lunch from the building. using a long pole.

NotAnOtter · 11/10/2007 11:50

imho asking the head teacher is worst case scenario

have you ever been in a staff room?

the contents of your gussett would be gossip for years!

cheeset · 11/10/2007 11:57

Ring the school and tell them the nanny is mortified(she cant ring herself) because she left HER knickers in the lunch bag!Gin

Blame it on her!

NotAnOtter · 11/10/2007 11:59

actually i would ignore the whole thing
if ds comes out of school holding said item and waving it around in surrender type fashion - get ready with fake horrified emotions and a big show of making him put them in a bin!

cherrycake · 11/10/2007 12:00

LOL!
Well with 2 mins to lunchtime, what have you done Lisalisa?
Will they be stuck to the flask when he takes it out o the bag in the dinner hall?
Will everyone fall about laughing or run amock in horror?
Will it cause endless new games in the playground?
Or will they simply be still crumpled in the bottom of the bag when you all get home again?
This is great!!

cherrycake · 11/10/2007 12:01

(Obviously 'great' cos its not me!!!)

lisalisa · 11/10/2007 12:11

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Slubberdegullion · 11/10/2007 12:15

lisa, the pants were just worn weren't they? So not super fresh so boys would want to put them on their head clean, but not hideously stained either?

imo, if they were just day old pants I'd leave them and him. And pray a little prayer.

lisalisa · 11/10/2007 12:19

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lisalisa · 11/10/2007 12:21

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harleyweendemon · 11/10/2007 12:21

hysterical

Slubberdegullion · 11/10/2007 12:22

lololol

this thread had made my day.

DoctorFrankenSquonk · 11/10/2007 12:23

rofl!

"ok mummy but I cannot tell a lie" hee hee is your son George Washington? (or was it Abe Lincoln - can't remember!)