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Is it just here or is there rumours of children being snatched off the street all over the UK at the moment?

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Bloomburger · 02/10/2020 15:59

Honestly you'd think it was a bigger story than Corona Virus if you read our local Facebook pages.

Children are literally being dragged into vans by obvious Easter Europeans (they all have massive moustaches and wear flouro green mankinis), or women are talking, actually talking to other women and asking about their children in preparation of a drive by raid and there's a video doing the rounds of a drug addict trying to wrestle a child out of his fathers arms in America, with stressed mothers exclaiming how worrying it is!!( drug addict was charged and locked up, it's not recent)!!

You can also change a child's appearance by changing its clothes and turning its mask inside out and piling its long golden locks under a baseball cap to immediately change its sex.

Oh and be careful, women in the know are more concerned about their blue eyed, blonde haired children so us with the grimy little dark haired kids can breathe a sigh of relief!!

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MitziK · 02/10/2020 16:17

I'm so glad I binned off all the FB accounts of people I went to school with. Interesting how it's Eastern Eiropeans in their shitty racist chain mail rumours now. It was Asian men in white vans with a blonde woman scoping the kids out ten years ago.

Occasionally, they branch out into attempting to steal mongrels expensive breeds from gardens or outside shops, too. Their vans must be crammed full of teenagers who were supposed to be home two hours ago and a selection of Staffie crosses and Turdypoococks or whatever the fuck they call their mutts for the insurance claim.

Boring, isn't it?

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