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erm...breaking wind!

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EvesMama · 14/10/2004 20:20

does ANYONE have the same problem after eating Bran Flakes?
ate them constantly whilst pregnant as couldnt eat much else and was fine, but about 4 months ago, started buying them again and they had this rather unfortunate effect!!! i was eating a big bowlful for brekkie and another one for tea/supper, so i thought it was the amount, but it wasnt!!!!
had a bowl two days ago (as we have two large boxes still in cupboard!) and i am still paying for it (and DP...pheeew!)
but i luuurve branflakes, what can i do?

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codswallop · 14/10/2004 20:23

yes yes yes
get them postnatally always to stop piles
I have mine with a sliced banana
3 ww points

paolosgirl · 14/10/2004 20:24

Erm...can't believe I'm discussing this, but I think things get a bit 'stretched' during birth, and having had this conversation with friends, it seems that most of us are far more windy since we pushed out babies. Maybe nothing to do with the Bran Flakes!!!

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EvesMama · 14/10/2004 20:27

never used to 'trump' infront of dp, but if i hold in after eating branflakes, i feel like im getting labour pains! i think he'd realise anyway unless he has no sense of smell

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lou33 · 14/10/2004 20:49

snigger @ trump

marthamoo · 14/10/2004 20:50

We call them bottom burps in our house. We are very refined.

Yorkiegirl · 14/10/2004 20:51

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Yorkiegirl · 14/10/2004 20:51

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lou33 · 14/10/2004 20:56

of course, I have loodar

DelGirl · 14/10/2004 20:58

blimey mn is literally going down the toilet at the mo .

KangaMummy · 14/10/2004 21:02

we call them bottom burps too marthamoo

lou33 · 14/10/2004 21:05

burpbumbums or parps here

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EvesMama · 14/10/2004 21:07

well we've all agreed we do it, but can i do or eat somehing to counteract branflake bottom burps???

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coppertop · 14/10/2004 21:07

It's a good old-fashioned FART in the coppertop household.

Common as muck, me.

Bunglie · 14/10/2004 21:09

I call them 'coughs in ones fur'
But one always says,
'I beg your pardon'...not just 'pardon'

But then there is the thought, 'where 'ere you be let the wind go free'.

WigWamBam · 14/10/2004 21:10

We call 'em farts too - but somehow the three year old hasn't picked up on this and calls farting "popping".

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EvesMama · 14/10/2004 21:11

my dp proudly says as one bursts free.."get out..you dont pay any rent"....hmm..nice

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Bunglie · 14/10/2004 21:12

Am I reading this right...that the lou33 'Parps'

I won't forget this nor the 'botty ruddy puddy' Lou33...are you still going to take a piccy of a certain plaque

lou33 · 14/10/2004 21:14

I didn't say I parped , I said that's what we call them >>

shudder at thought of botty rudey pudey too!

lou33 · 14/10/2004 21:15

coughs in ones fur is bloody funny you know!

sunchowder · 14/10/2004 21:18

I don't get it? Is coughs in ones fur particular to the UK?

coppertop · 14/10/2004 21:18

PMSL at "coughs in one's fur"

sunchowder · 14/10/2004 21:19

Will I find this in the slag dictionary?

sunchowder · 14/10/2004 21:20

opps, meant to say SLANG..

lou33 · 14/10/2004 21:21

I've never heard it before!

sunchowder · 14/10/2004 21:22

Thanks Lou! Keep thinking about it though....do you have to have a furry ass to do it?