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codswallop · 14/10/2004 17:28

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
accept a maximum of eight participants. Sign up early and get a discount on registration. The course covers two days, and topics covered in
this course include:

DAY ONE

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practising with hamper.
Pictures and graphics.

THE AFTER DINNER DISHES & SILVERWARE - DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO
KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE >INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH - BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
PowerPoint presentation

DO REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST?
Real life testimonial from the one man who did.

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises,
meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to
class

GETTING OVER IT. LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

OP posts:
Gomez · 14/10/2004 17:31

V. funny. Printing out as we speak to stick on fridge door.

codswallop · 14/10/2004 17:31

the parking one gets me

OP posts:
kalex · 14/10/2004 17:34

Have sent it to DP. Although I have one in a million, and he does all this anyway. Won't live with him though - it would all change

beansprout · 14/10/2004 17:39

Read this while listening to dp flapping "where are my KEYS?!!"

anorak · 14/10/2004 17:41

I love this but my dh doesn't need to go. He is well-trained. Bit jumpy while shopping though . Is there a chapter on keeping their hands out of their pants while watching TV? I'd send him to that.

lou33 · 14/10/2004 18:00

We call that pocket billiards in this house anorak.

kalex · 14/10/2004 18:07

anorak,

thats just him concerned they disappear whilst he's not looking

anorak · 14/10/2004 18:09

I keep saying, how would it look if women did that?

lou33 · 14/10/2004 18:31

I have sat there and done it in front of him too, to see his reaction

beansprout · 14/10/2004 18:59

Mine can't see anything wrong with it at all. Just how much adjusting do they actually need?!

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