Forest Fly - Look here

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This came up as I was glancing through Glamour.com and I instantly thought of FF's hilarious story. If you submit it and they choose it you get tickets to the Bridget Jones Premiere

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oh sorry didn't know i had a thread, thankyou i'm honoured

whats ffs hilarious story tell me xxxx

the day in the gym

what day in what gym please tell

Just walked into the gym for my induction. As soon as i saw the fitness instructer i knew things would be awkward. Tried to pick my tongue up off the floor. He went round the gym using every machine and pointed to parts of his body showing me which muscles he was using.it was just all too much. I stopped eye contact, blushed,didn't ask questions and basically acted like a dickhead.
He then asked me if i had ever had a three way.
To which i replied what do you mean have i ever had a three way
He said no have you ever had free weights.
He then stopped looking at me and blushed.
I'm starting to think there is something wrong with me, i can't even talk to men anymore without getting sexually frustrated. Help.

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