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OK, so we all get pissed off with Biff, chip and kipper

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Blandmum · 14/09/2007 17:49

So lets do some 'alternative' texts

try this one for starters

Look, look at floppy.

Look at floppy run

Floppy has rabies

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Blandmum · 14/09/2007 17:51

try this one

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themildmanneredjanitor · 14/09/2007 17:57

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Housemum · 14/09/2007 18:04

Four children come to the house. Kipper has the fags. Biff has the Diamond White.

"Come in", says Chip. "This nice man in here has something special for us".

coppertop · 14/09/2007 18:09

See the dogs run away from Chip.

Chip has killed Floppy.

"Watch me put Floppy's head on a stick for the mums and dads!" calls Chip.

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coppertop · 14/09/2007 18:14

"that's your ASBO breached again," said Dad.

claricebeansmum · 14/09/2007 18:14

"With a throw like that, he must be G & T" thought Dad

Housemum · 14/09/2007 18:36

Dad felt that the non-competitive sporsts day was leading to aggression.

hex · 14/09/2007 20:32

well...my dd was reading 'The Blue Eye' the other night and they's all been whizzed over to the Middle East (complete with turbans and beards)...and hey, in the picture, there was a bloke carrying a Tesco shopping bag!!! Do they have Tescos in the Middle East then?

ChippyMinton · 14/09/2007 20:34
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