Light hearted- first world problems in lockdown

[applesnotoranges]

Obviously in lockdown my cleaning lady cannot come to me. So as well as all of us being at home and therefore things getting dirty and dusty much more and working I am also doing the cleaning . Tell me about your first world problems in lockdown. This is only a light-hearted thread please don't anybody get upset about me having a cleaner Or tell me that I should be getting the rest of my family to help.

silver lining at least you have a never ending list of things to do.

Silver lining - true - but none of which I want to do

I decorated the campervan with bunting and fairy lights on the drive because we probably won't be at a real festival this year.
One of the sets of lights has stopped working and I don't think it counts as an essential purchase. What on earth can I do?

Planning, making and tidying up after 3 meals a day!

We've spent all the holiday money on the garden. Lovely new garden sofa, lots of birdseed, a new apple tree. The birds like the seed and have produced loads of chicks. Who sit on wires very cutely shitting all over my lovely new sofa. And wake me up at the crack of dawn. Buggers.

I have broken my tweezers and have a very black stubborn mole hair sprouting from my chin.

Eyebrows have gone a bit Michael Heseltine too, was due a wax the week lock down started.

I also fell asleep in the garden over the weekend and have a t-shirt tan. Feeling really attractive just now!