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Remember my elderly Daily Mail reading stalker?

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FuriousGeorge · 13/08/2007 20:36

Well he was back today.This week his topic of conversation was about all the women he'd worked for(he gardens & does odd jobs?)who only wanted him for sex.

According to him,they were bored with their husbands & used to pay him to 'satisfy them' as he put it.-[boak emoticon]

He proceeded t5o tell me about all the places he'd had sex with one of them,in a car,a field ect,whilst I stood there desperately trying not to laugh.Especially when he claimed to have 'satisfied' one of them 5 times in one day..He reckoned he had 4 women on the go at the same time one year.

Then he told me how his 87 year old friend has sex with his cleaner once a fortnight & pays her £100 for 10 minutes,plus she does a bit of cleaning too.

Stalker man then leered at me,told me that I'd got the sort of figure he goes for,that he would do the same when he gets older,as he has got so much money he doesn't know what to do with it & his wife & he haven't had sex for 15 years. Oh yuk,yuk yuk.

Thank goodness I'd got my loppers handy! Thankfully I finish working there next week.He says he's going to miss me.Urg,yuk yuk yuk.

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McEdam · 13/08/2007 20:37

What a charmer. Old goat! What job are you doing?

DoubleBluff · 13/08/2007 20:39

OMG!!!
Dirty old git!

Desiderata · 13/08/2007 20:48

Yes, but can you drop the reference to the Daily Mail reader. So he's a randy old bastard ... but I occasionally read the Mail, and tbh, I'm getting a bit cheesed off with it now.

What the feck has his dick got to do with the paper he allegedly reads?

FuriousGeorge · 13/08/2007 21:16

Sorry Desiderata,I only put it in because of the heading of my prevs post,for continuity really.You are right,he'd be a dirty old sod whatever paper he read.

McEdam,I'm a gardener & he lives opposite the house I work at.He thinks its perfectly ok to walk into someone elses'property & annoy me.Happily I finish there next Monday.Won't miss him at all.

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Desiderata · 13/08/2007 21:17

We're fine, George

Dirty old men have been the bane of my life. That said, now I'm in my early forties, I am now the dirty old woman

DirtyGertiefromnumber30 · 13/08/2007 21:20

oh god desiderata, get over it, she was only reminding people of her previous post.

DirtyGertiefromnumber30 · 13/08/2007 21:20

x posts

FuriousGeorge · 13/08/2007 21:24

Yes,thinking about it,I'm surprised he has time to read anything,what with all the shagging hes allegedly doing!.

Perhaps we both attact Dirty Oldsters?

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Desiderata · 13/08/2007 21:28

Yes! What a claim to fame

DirtyGertiefromnumber30 · 13/08/2007 21:29

ok

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