Swagger Inn 161 - Springtime is here so wenches get in the beds to help things to grow

[LetUsPrey]

Thought I’d go with a gardening theme

Lovely sunny weather

at “a bit changeable”

That’s probably enough for one set of homework Helen. It would help if I actually got off my arse and did something I suppose.

Oh - FFS and LOL - all those 'grin's were meant to be 'gin's
No wonder there's only enough there for one lot of homework - 1/3 of it is missing!

Think it's about to dump down here...

Fuck me it’s cold. WTF is going on?

Homework is driving me demented but it’s okay because DH is putting forward his helpful opinions about in how I should be dealing with it with DS2

Worked from 7-10, then went to the hairdresser, then to mum and loaded my car with stuff from storage, then drove home and put all the stuff in my storage, now cooking and then I'm not moving from the couch. Knackered

Afternoon. It looks lovely outside, but no. I tried to get a bit of sun, but it was bitterly cold when a cloud came over, so I gave up.

at HBI.

Yay for good reviews of Rosmersholm.

We've been watching The Widow which we recorded. In episode 3 Howie turns up but I just can't get past seeing Porthos.

DH is at DS's so no idea when he'll be back.

MrApricot is out you say? Wouldn’t want you to be lonely Apricot.

Weeing it down here. DS2 has done quite a bit of homework but still has a lot to do, but that can wait until tomorrow.

Any HBFs then LetUs? Clearly, MrLetUs is the expert, so he should be doing all 'homework hell' duties.

The weather carried on doing the whole sun/torrential downpour/sun/rain thing all day, so that was interesting I suspect that the sun was best enjoyed from inside a conservatory or similar. We got slightly damp on the way to the cinema, where we got EndGamed Was good

Urgh for work, but yay for haircut Wicked

Currently v tired with slight headache so I am having a HBF early night. Off to the hayloft where HBFs can distract me...

Any and all off my list Helen. If we hadn’t been at my parents’ house, DH would have got told to fuck off.

Very similar weather here.

Hope your headache doesn’t get any worse and soon goes away. I suspect Athos will offer to massage temples

DH and DS2 are watching the football -it’s nit going well— and they’re being quite noisy and DS2 won’t shut up. I’m finding myself very easily irritated by the chatter and noise. I may head to the hayloft.

Have come across an episode of the The Mighty Boosh Parsley I would try to explain which one but it's totally batshit

Fuck off headache

We are off out all day helping a relative shift furniture, because DH wants some of it we're nice like that. DS does not want to go. Neither does he want to stay with anyone who could look after him for the say. It's going to be a long day.

And my headache can fuck off to the far side of fuck, and then fuck off some more. FFS

Have a lovely day all.

Morning wenches.

Fancy, don’t “The Mighty Boosh” and “batshit” pretty much go together?

Oh Helen, poor you with the headache . Hope it’s soon gone. at MiniHelen. Behave yourself.

Sunny here. Exercise beckons and then it’s sportingactivity for DS1.

Morning.
They do go together letus, in fact I think Boosh is the very definition of batshit. Was also particularly tickled by a reference to malt loaf last night - so random!

I watched the most recent episode of Ghosts this morning. Norwegian picnic made me snigger . It’ll mean nothing but now in my head it does.

HBI here.

HBI being very quiet today

Fräsan and I slept in. Blob started so I'm a bit tired. Done a bit of cleaning, chucked some stuff out, but part from that I mostly watched telly.

Afternoon.

Thanks for the company last night LetUs.

I haven't done much today either, although I've managed to sell some of DS's furniture.

Hope Helen has had a successful day with her furniture shifting, that her headache has gone and that DS behaved himself.

Last ep of Line of Duty tonight. That's gone quickly.

Weeeeeeeeeellll. That didn't go quite as planned. 90 miles down the road and we stopped for a break. Hopped back into van... Nothing. Nada. Zilch. AA came out (within half an hour, so kudos to them) and got it started, so then, discretion being the batter for of valour, we came back home again and left it outside the local garage to wait for the end of the bank holiday and a new starter motor. (Where it refused to start again once we'd parked it up.) It was a bloody long way to go for 6 pints of milk and a packet of grapes

On the plus side we've been mowing and stuff so the garden looks lovely and we don't have to do that tomorrow, but Not quite what we had planned! Also the headache did go, so phew.

at HBI. Did you give him the talk LetUs? "You've let us down, but most of all you've let yourself down."

That is more or less a perfect day Wicked (minus blob of course)

Hour and a half tonight’s episode Apricot. I’ve no idea what’s going to happen —and may possibly fall asleep because I’m a bit tired—

Well that all sounds a bit of a bugger Helen. Except for headache going which is excellent.

Just one from HBI - Watch what I’m doing with my hands. I put it into HBF context and nearly fell off my chair.

Mmhmm and just imagine HBF(s) of your choice whispering that in your ear

Also FFAS I’ve been doing this exercise thing for three weeks now, and not snacking anywhere near as much , and I obviously wasn’t expecting miracles, but I’ve just tried the thing on that I’m wearing for a wedding next month and it’s tighter than before. Fucking fucksake.

You probably got more muscles now Letus

If I have, they’re around my waist and stomach

So what I’ve done is arrange to go out for food and drinks on Friday

That's the spirit letus

I dread to ask what you thought of The Mighty Boosh apricot, it's a bit, er, odd on first acquaintance.

After delegating cleaning to the DC (bribed with money) I have finally lost patience with the declining standards. Feckin' cat hair everywhere & it looks like no-one has applied a toilet brush with any degree of vigour for months. Lazy beggars. Felt like beating them both over the head with said loo brushes but decided on a more productive rage-busting activity & now all bathrooms are sparkling.

(tae btw)

What a palaver helen

We have watched Line of Duty. Must say there were many looks of puzzlement from both of us throughout

I have no doubt the HBFs will take great pleasure Fancy in giving your fittings a thorough inspection

If only there was another way of burning off calories, some kind of exertion that gets one all hot and sweaty but in a fun and exciting way. Must make sure the HBFs warm up properly first - plenty of stretching off I shall head to the hayloft to help them with this.