Misunderstood song lyrics.....

[Macdog]

dh and I were watching Alanis Morissette 'You Oughta Know' video.

He turned to me and said a friend of his thought the line:

"the cross I bear that you left me with"

was actually:

"the cross-eyed bear that you left me with"

PMSL imagining this

Anyone got any others??

here are some real crackers!! Cheered me up one night a while back

I've got that saved as a favourite:

Destiny's child Alf Garnett

Very funny.

My sister uesed to sing

"The ants my friend, are blowing in the wind, the ants are blowing in the wind"

Instead of the answer my friend is blowing in the wind - Bob Dylan

She used to get very upset about the poor ants