When do we start using our Xmas names ???????

[Kaysleighbells]

Is it too early ???

YES IT BLOODY IS

yes bog off!

Could have interim names like guy fawkes names

CountessRocketula

and Halloween (mine already suitable)

scrooges

I think we should have porn names actually

Splayleigh
CntessFckula
etc

PMSL

PMSL too!

bettys is already a porn name, isn't it betty?

anorak = annacrack

Eh what? I don't know what you mean Anorak!
(No, really, I don't know what you mean)

Truly? I think you are acting innocent

bendovernow

ess&m

I haven't a clue what you're on about

I always imagined your chat name was a shortened version of 'betty swollocks' - that lovely lady porn star

Too early... but I'd say green light on the Halloween names! Mmmm... Pumpkinzebra? SquashyZebra? BattyZebra (I'm sure you all agree that one is stating the obvious...)

cockwallop

Look, in the last week there has been far too much talk on here about Christmas.

We cannot discuss christmas until after the 15th of November (an easy birthday to remember )

Now STOP IT, Stop it immediately

Well Easy you sound v porny

Ha ha! Never heard of her...your knowledge of porn is obviously far greater than mine, which stops at Linda Lovelace & Dirk Diggler.
Sorry to disappoint you, but my chat name is more to do with a certain cafe in Yorkshire.

bettys looks quite like a porn star - it's her huge inflatable breasts and pouty collagen lips

Huh! (flounces her inflated beasts & pouts)
That yellow face you just used CD is very leery & porny

Well you'll always be betty s to me.