So far dd has;
rejected breakfast on spurious grounds, then subsequently was to be found in the garden licking snails;
repeatedly tormented ds by dangling toys in front of him then snatching them away;
attempted to empty her own potty with the best of intentions but unpleasant consequences;
and ds has;
immediately pooed into a clean nappy 3 times in a row;
grabbed the spoon sending a pefect arc of mango over the cream/pale green curtains.
So all in all it's another typical day. Where did I put that wine bottle?