URGGGGGHHH streaky bacon legs !!!!

[melsy]

Made a bit of mess of myself yesterday and now look like streaky bacon legs. Im going to try lemon juice and sea salt to clean up the mess that Flipin PIZ BUAN spray crap has left !! and then re do it with my old faithfuls lancome , mixed with St tropez.Any other great tips to scrub off the mess ??????

Be warned people I am orange !!!!!!

very , normally good at this !!!!!

Melsy get into the land of litotes and get some help from the beauty salon!

Oh my god orange melsy I wish our web cams were working. My hair is a sort of orange by the way.

Thought you were the queen of fake after conversations about whihc tan to use by the way.

add some potatoes, tomatoes and afew eggs to the bacon

maybe soak in the bath then try removing to soften the skin?

glitter !!!! I am normally , just used a new product as couldnt find old faithfulls ,typically found them after using this rubbish !!!!

hmmm potatoes, now theres an idea paps!!!!!!!!!!

YUk paps a fry up bath or were you not meaning to go in the bath with the eggs, potatoes and tomatoes?

Melsy we speak at last! hiya apart from orange how are you? I like your new msn name by the way

well you could eat the fry up in the bath... but YUCK no... don't soak in it LOL

although potato smeared on your legs might help... or perhaps porridge/oat scrub... just like the excema trick you told me about Melsy

lol u lot !!!!! ta glitter about my name , temp changed it for today , but will turn it back soon. potatoes fry ups in bath pmsl!!!!!!! will at least this has lightened my morning girls, carry on !!!!

Only problem with new msn names is I always forget who's who and have to keep hovering over for the email addy!!! And melsy, yes, I know I'm a hypocrite, having a new name myself!!!

OI wk wheres my bracelet?

Whitening toothpaste - works like magic to get rid of/lighten fake tan.

Melsy your type on MSN is orange too.. and its ya fav colour... wots going on girlie!!!

when I turn up at yours you will just be ... ORANGE ALL OVER

perhaps you had better change your name to carrot.. or just orange

Thanks for reminding me glitter - have been meaning to post on that thread . Sourcing stuff is a complete NIGHTMARE. I've got nearly everything I need but am just missing a couple of key bits !! Shouldn't be long now - REALLY sorry .

corr its gonna be a right stinky mess in the bathroom potatoes/otmeal/toothpaste/lemon/ salt/ what else ???!!!!!!

Paps Will have to find a cool name for the word orange !!!!!!! I wont need lights on as youll see me glowing !!! god how am I laughing on 3 hrs sleep I shill never know.

IKWYM wobbly , I have to do the same , otherwise I hsit there going "who the hell is that" or eliminating the names that I do know !!!

and glitter - , have just looked through the thread quickly and realised I hadn't added you to my msn!!! Have done it now but aaarrrrggghhhh!!!

Sob sob thought you didnt like me wk!!!! Take your time am only joking!

well melsy decor fashionista queen... wots a shade of orange called... apricot .. watermelon

egnaro
well does not sound good backwards but might be good on your streaky legs

hey wot about me wobbly

Excuse me paps but isnt watermelon green??????

Such outward vision
look on the inside Glitter, the inside

sorry glitter and papsy!!! Glitter, I've added you but you're 'not online' and have I got your addy paps??

Pmsl paps!!!!!!!

melsy can u link me to wobbly please

Yes please melsy!!!

If not paps, don't mind putting my addy here - [email protected]

Paps the inside is red mate