What's the most embarrassing thing........................

[Hulan]

Your Dc has said or done in public? I'll go first: My sister was about 2.5 (making me about 12.5) and we were walking in the Waterfront with my mum in Cape Town which is right by the harbour. They had just received a huge consignment of fresh fish and the whole place stank thereof. Anyway my darling little sister then proclaims at the top of her lungs: 'Mommy the waterfront smells just like my cookie'. Cookie translates into fanjo. Lovely.

Hahahahahaha!
In the supermarket, my dd, then 3, said (very loudly and pointing to checkout lady) 'Has that lady got hairs on her fou-foune like you, mummy?'

This is not really embaressing but was really funny.
My ds couldn't say safari trunk well, came out like fanny truck. Well was having lunch with my pal and she was asking him about his sAfari truck and in his loudest voice (just as the waitress came to our table) shouted "GO WASH YOUR FANNY OUT" what he really said was "go push safari truck"
That was bad enough but poor waitress dropped my baked tattie in shock.