Mooncups and Changes

[LittleOldLady]

Oh b!!!!!
Had only used my lovely new mooncup twice then Bam! the menopause starts.
What a shame. What am I going to do with it now?

And I'm not even old. Only 40.
B*!!!!!!!!

drink wine out of it

use it to put moons in

pot a little plant in it

I bet you could sell it on here

sorry to hear about menopause coming now, but you may carry on menstruating for some time I believe?

mini-cloche?