Swagger Inn 155 - it’s Springtime, time to frolic and gambol with the HBFs

[LetUsPrey]

Evening

Alright?

Was my 19th wedding anniversary yesterday. We did fuck all as usual.

BUT I have got dh to agree to a party next year!!! 😁 so save the date wenches! (18/5/18)

🎂🎈🍸🍽🍾🍦🍹🍺🍻🥂🎉🎶🎵💃

Inc that shpuld read 18/5/19...its not on Friday 🤣

I have the furriest, purriest cat in the world cured up on my lap. That is a valid reason not to go to work today, yes?

Oh arse. bloody cat only went and got off. FFS cat

Morning wenches.

Happy anniversary for yesterday Badderz!

If Aramis is explaining everything we got up to last night, I’m surprised Athos isn’t blushing

Suppose I’d better get a move on. Sigh.

Morning

Maybe Aramis hasn't got round to describing that bit yet letus?

Happy anniversary badders

Should get moving & off to work really - laters everyone.......

Afternoon wenches.

LetUs, rubber gloves for washing up. Never do it without them.

Fancy, DD puts Buffy in front of spiders but she isn't terribly interested, although dead bodies are found occasionally. I think she just likes to play with them. Bleugh!! She goes bananas if there's a fly in the room though. That leopard cub is very cute!

Happy anniversary for yesterday Badders, we never do anything for ours, except the big ones.

Blob started and it's so bloody hot here. So tired.

Evening wenches.

I think you’re right Fancy. There was a lot of stuff for him to talk about first

I shall definitely get some rubber gloves Apricot. Not sure why I don’t already have some.

“although dead bodies are found occasionally” made me

and and for Wicked

My Lush order arrived today. It smells wonderful.

Um... work. stuff. Nothing interesting to report - sorry. Stupid cat is asleep on me again though, so I can't go to bed, clearly.

I’ve been yawning since early evening. I should really go to bed.

So hayloft it is then where hopefully there won’t actually be a lot of sleep

Evening

It has been a dullish day - work and then some chores Should probably go to bed

Morning wenches. The sun is shining and it looks lovely out there. However, it is only Thursday which is a bit shit.

Morning. Not sunny here. My car has two slow punctures. There was some other fairly trivial bit of 'woe is me' too but I forget what it was because DH came in and talked to me.

I shall sit on the steps next to Athos for a while and we can feel 'meh' together...

Morning, bright here and rather windy

Must get off to work - laters......

Evening wenches.

Work was bonkers. Yet again our annual audit thing, which happens round about the same time every year, seems to have taken many people by surprise. And they seem incapable of doing anything for their fucking selves.

Hope you get your tyres sorted soon Helen.

I’m now going to eat a massive pizza.

Evening.

Tyres sorted - one screw and one miscellaneous hole patched up on no longer leaking. Work done, um... yes. That's about it. I planned to plant potatoes (still) but haven't...

It's quite astonishing how regular work events take people completely by surprise isn't it?

When you sent Aramis to tie fancy down... Well, it is Thursday I suppose.

Evening.

Nice day here, but cold. We went out for lunch with SIL and BIL to celebrate her birthday, which was nice. And bonus, I don't have to cook.

I'm currently having a battle with Paypal over a dispute. I ordered what seemed to be some lovely tops online - in February - but they're really awful quality and they won't let me have an address to return them to or send a refund. One of them never arrived. I've found some shocking reviews and wish I'd read them before I ordered. I think they're scammers. Oh well, that's what you get ordering online from someone you've never heard of.

Hope you can get your tyres fixed Helen.

for LetUs and anyone else in need.

Oh, x-post with Helen.

Alright?

I'm busy busy trying to get a couple of projects off the ground but mums away so I've had a bit of a break from her...

I've been to dentists...need 2 fillings. Ffas 😡

I'm also going to hospital tomorrow for a gastroscopy. I can't tell you how unhappy I am about that😔

Sorry to hear about scammers apes

Glad tyres sorted helen

My car is being a wanker and telling me it needs an oil change....at 11 months old and 3k on the clock?
I think fucking NOT 🤔😡

I've done the dishes, people are fed (Thursday so freezer surprise chez bads) so I'm thinking I might revamp upstairs.

I can't eat anything at all tomorrow and no fluids after 10. Ugh.

Hurrah for fixed tyres!

Careful that all your planting is real Helen. You wouldn’t want any imitators

Utter utter bastarding fuckwits Apricot . Yay for birthday lunch and no cooking though

That doesn’t sound like a very fun time at all for you Badderz . Hope tomorrow goes as well as it can.

to all wenches in need. And a hug for Bads, that doesn't sound like fun

Revamp?
Decamp

Thanks Wicked

I did wonder at the revamp Badderz as I thought surely some/all of that’s just been done

I am decidedly irritable tonight. DS2 is constantly mithering for stuff, DS1 is being annoying, and just when I was having a quiet minute to myself DH started yapping on about nothing. I’d usually just ignore it all but tonight aaaaarrrrggghhhhh. And I’m trying to stop myself eating rubbish food.

I've eaten half a Madeira cake and half a car of dark choc Letus

In prep for starving tomorrow obv
🤔

Well that’s medicinal obviously. Practically a prescription.

I dream of days of my youth when I could eat what I wanted and not put weight on. Stupid slowing down metabolism. And I need to do more exercise. Walking would be ideal but it knackered my back last time so I need to get decent shoes and not walk distances in my Converse.

They’re all still annoying me. DH and DS2 are being loud now.