Swagger Inn 155 - it’s Springtime, time to frolic and gambol with the HBFs

[LetUsPrey]

Evening

Fab tooth news apricot - what a relief. Though arse re. the tv. You'll have to curl up on the sofa to watch a dvd instead. With the HBF of your choice. Then he can whisk you off to bed where you'll be too busy to watch TV anyway, because he'll need to give you a full oral examination - just to be sure.

I have been mowing. I am pooped. . DH discovered an unopened bar of chocolate today - it was pretending to be a book. It says best before June 2017. We'll see about that....

yay for tooth news apricot

Well the presence of pink fizz makes it a special occasion ww, so that means you can open teh pink fizz

In my very honest opinion the pubs don’t half do short measures these days. Several glasses of Pimms - barely tipsy.

I shall speak with Aramis and Brandon and Paella and shall ensure I get full measures of each of them

Here’s to balls Skal!

Morning

Am off for a weekend mini-meet - have a fab weekend everyone

Morning.

Oh FFAS, that was MOURNING clothes for LetUs. FMOverenthusiasticEditing

Is lovely and sunny at the moment, with forecast for miserable weather later. Wonder what I can get washed... I also need to do a mega food shop. And make the spare bed up. Oh the thrills of domesticity....

On the plus side, I forgot to say - MrH's cast is off and he can drive again, so I had a lie-in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, I did until 6:15 when DS came in demanding that DH go downstairs with him. And then until 7am when DH's alarm went off. And then until 8:15 when they both came elephanting upstairs to get dressed and go out. And I gave up and got up. Ought to get dressed really...

Morning wenches.

Lovely and sunny here. Washing is on.

X is a tricky one yes. I agree with your assessment Helen.

Not surprised it got cancelled - disappointed though. Third series writing has been a bit lacking sadly. I shall have to make the most of him, I mean it, while I can.

DS1 is in school for revision. DS2 will be going swimming. It will be quiet. Lovely.

Hurrah for cast coming off and half a lie in!

FFS and enjoy your mini-meet Fsncy

😔

Y’alright there Badderz?

When are you seeing it Helen? Are you looking a bit peaky? Possibly too ill to go to BoringOfficeJob next week?

Am at the hairdressers. Off out to BigSis’s tonight where, much like the HBFs, there will be no small measures.

Afternoon. Miserable day here.

DH suggested I switch the bedroom TV off at the wall and then switch on again. Now, why didn't I think of that? It's what I always do when the computer freezes.

He'll be back later, unfed, so I have to get something out of the freezer cook.

Hope the wenches are having a good meet-up.

Have a lovely time tonight LetUs.

Rainy here too apes

Not done much today...bit of housework and co op shop

I'm planning on doing the outside windows tomorrow (exciting)

I've been watching repeats of car share on iPlayer 🤣

We are sitting on the sofa, hecking Eurovision. Graham Norton is on top sarcastic form, as is Red on Twitter

I forgot about Eurovision

Half the bottle of Pimms is gone

There’s only me drinking it

We just had a pitch invasion on eurovision. We get the pity vote now for the poor woman singing. Though she handled it brilliantly.

Have just walked back into the room to find Fancy announcing to DH that he needs to get divorced and find someone new

What is the French woman wearing?!

Denmark have brought some Vikings to do their impression of a viking boyband. They are BFs, but not necessarily HBFs. The look doesn't quite go with the style of song.

I wonder if Denmark is inspired by vikings?

I think that Finland have sent out a knife-throwing act without the knife thrower. Oh, no, she's off the spinning wheel thingy now... odd backing dancers - 'camp bondage' says Fancy

Sweden's song is sooo boring.

All done with the singing. Don't think I can be bothered with the voting...

Am home now. DH was totally fucking annoying in the walk home and has completely pissed me off. And no, DH a cup of tea isn’t going to make it all okay.

Have seen the clips only of the acts at Eurovision. I’m saying Israel. Please bear in mind I am reLlybquite drunk.

This Eurovision scoring is really confusing me