Swagger Inn thread 154 - wenches find new ways to describe going on Strike<ylt>

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

'nuff said?

Oh you can keep the chanel no 5....smells like cat pee on me! 🤔🤣

Just watched Thor ragnorak again
Most invigorating!

Evening.

Have done the first lawn mowing of the year. Well I say lawn, in reality I trimmed the moss.........

Lovely to hear about Buffy apricot, I do look forward to Buffy updates

badders. Excellent commentary on perfume

Mmm Thor Ragnarok. Am getting very very excited for Avengers Infinity War.

Evening Fancy. I kept Jonnie, and others, occupied on your behalf last night. He expressed his gratitude. Many times

Hayloft. Night all...

Night Helen. Athos is on his way to tuck you in

Oh FFS Match of the Day now. And DS1 is downstairs so he’s getting all the “watch this, just watch this bit”.

I want and expect —but won’t get— dreams filled with many HBFs in many and varied sexy time shenanigans. It’s what I fucking well deserve.

Thank you kindly letus, but you can hand him back now. My back's a little stiff after doing the lawn so a bit of a work out would be good......

He’s on his way Fancy. Might be a bit tired....

Well if that's the case then maybe Chris can provide some back up - some strong fingers would be welcome......

Morning wenches.

All about the bass Fancy?

Today I must tackle the Ironing Mountain. I think it can be seen from space.

First need to make an unnecessary trip to Next for some trousers that probably won’t fit anyway.

Morning, definitely letus although maybe not in the way Meghan Trainor sang about

Hmmm, I too have an ironing mountain. Think I may try and plough through the remains of Britannia while tackling it.....

I'm ironing too letus so obv am in s vile mood

I do not have any ironing to do. I am in bed being decadent with the tablet-thingy and breakfast in bed. Because I'm worth it.

The weather today is rated 'Dank' and there will be no washing hung on the line. Apparently we're due 5 days of rain as well. Oh joy. Trench foot anyone? Might go to see Black Panther though... which would involve shifting my backside...

Nice helen
Keep it up!

Been to co op. Ironing done. Kitchen bins disinfected god my life is so glamourous

Ds2 has done his reading and piano... Ds1 has done his maths revision...
I'm trying to gently encourage showers but it's falling on deaf ears atm!

I might watch a film...hmmm

On the phone to the bank. Fraudulent activity on my account. Someone’s been having fun with Now Tv, pizzas, Argos and computer goods. Fuckers. So card has to be cancelled and a new one sent out. Everything being refunded by tomorrow. Bastards.

Fuckers 😡😡

Fucksake. I don’t do well with stuff like this. Kicks off my anxiety. Trying to tell myself the bank were on top of it and spotted it all very quickly and it’s dealt with but it’s not really getting through to my brain.

Fuckers indeed

Glad to hear your bank are on to it letus

And have a distraction......

Thanks Fancy for the distractions. they’re helping

I’m watching Emma. Mr Knightley has just told off Emma. I felt a bit wibbly.

It'll all be fine letus
Bank are on it. That's their job.
And karma will kick in and give the fuckers haemorroids the size of melons 😡👍😁

You’re right Badderz, I know you’re right

I’d better bring the washing in and then get some fresh bedding on the bed.

Hey and I’m back at work tomorrow. Fab.

LetUs - these people will help deal with the twats as well...

Black Panther was good; we are going out for a big family meal shortly, so I have a headache. FFS.

Evening wenches.

Oh that's awful LetUs, it happened to me a while back. All was well and I had a new card in a few days. Don't worry.

at haemorroids the size of melons.

I've been to see Buffy again and had another go at her fur. It's horrendous. I don't know where it all comes from, I think she's a throwback to a woolly mammoth.

We watched the last episode of Troy last night. The horse appeared. It was quite good actually. Probably the best part of a pretty dire series.

Don't know what to cook. Will go and have for inspiration,

Hope the headache goes quickly Helen and you enjoy the meal.

I reckon Buffy’s doing it on purpose Apricot so you’ll pamper her even more. I like your method of inspiration