Swagger Inn thread 154 - wenches find new ways to describe going on Strike<ylt>

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

'nuff said?

Well there’s one wash on the line. Stripped DS2’s bed. Just can’t be arsed making it now.

Have a great day —snoozing— catching up with your friend Helen.

You do it Apricot because you’re a kind and lovely person.

Dropped DS2 off and called to Next and then for some petrol. Was looking forward to a nice quiet hour with the house alllllll to myself. DS1 is already home

It’s not like he’ll be downstairs or anything but still, an hour would have been nice. I’m going to have a brew and carry on with my Shetland novel. It’s very good.

Well I didn't strip the beds
I've done fuck all
Well....maybe not....

I had a lovely snooze with my friend and her two lovely little squidgy babies aaaawwwwwwww [smiley emoticon with hearts for eyes which MN doesn't have]

Then I came home, hung out washing (it's sunny here now too) and ought to be starting to prep tea...

Apricot - what letUs* said re. ebaying.

So you did strip something Badderz

Awwwww at squidgy babies

GP is referring me for physio and judging by her face re waiting list, I should get an appointment some time this decade.

Have made DS2’s bed. Yay me.

Kept me busy letus 😍
Ds2s new curtains are up.
The living room ones aren't because they are the wrong fucking colour (next - I'm looking at you. French grey my arse)
Different ones ordered. Ffs.
I'm knackered. No idea why.

Oh FFS re curtains Badders that's just annoying.

LetUs - may I suggest a consultation with the tavern's lapsed physio? She may be able to provide some exercise suggestions while you're on the waiting list. Or she may not, but worth an ask.

There is yet another TB interview at - I hadn't noticed any 'estuary' accent in the other one, but that's as likely to be my general obliviousness/inattentiveness as anything

Is wicked stuck under Kylo's cloak again? We need another chicken, btw, so we can name it 'Kylo Hen' (see attached which popped up on my FB newsfeed)

It’s a chicken not a fucking Komodo dragon

Loving Kylo Hen. I named one of my dad’s chickens Princess Leia.

What I need is a thorough going over by HBF(s). Why is this not happening?! Stupid real life

I have cooked a beef stew and mashed spuds for tea. As a reward I get to watch bloody MasterShout on TV.

FFAS. I also NEED HBFs

In other news - right. That's the next two chickens sorted for names. I need to go and buy some now.

It’s a not a lot to ask is it Helen? (The HBFs, not the chickens)

No, no it isn't. There is nothing unreasonable in our polite requests for HBFs in Real Life. Nothing.

It is simply Not Fair.

I am going to —bed with a book— the hayloft with whichever HBFs are there.

Morning.
have friends staying so will not be around much today & tomorrow. Ought to get ready for work - laters.....

Morning wenches. Friiiiiddaaayyyyy

I’m even more useless at helping you with embroidery conversion than finding HBFs Helen.

Have a wonderful time with your friends Fancy. I’ll keep Aramis and Aidan entertained. I’ll not let Jonnie feel left out either.

Morning.
Fancy - you have friends who aren't us?! Have a fun time...

Is all sunny and lovely here, ought to get cracking - we have all-day play date aka emergency childcare for a friend

Oh LetUs - you're all heart - so thoughtful

I’m like an angel or something

I should really get dressed and get on with the day. Washing to hang out, dishwasher to empty and refill, kitchen to tidy, still not done the ironing.

Two loads on the line.

Hurrah for sorted embroidery!

DS2 is playing Pokemon on the Wii. The music is sending me a bit demented.

I caught some of the Commonwealth Games swimming earlier. Some impressive strokes.

Have sent small people outside to kill each other play with toy lightsabers. Thus I have the room to myself, and have listened to the Youtube interview again. Yes - very odd accent compared to his normal speaking voice. Maybe it's the accent he's using for whatever he's working on at the moment (Souvenir Part II?) and it's stuck. Or he's bored mindless with the whole interview thing and playing 'change the accent' - choosing a different one for each interview to keep himself entertained.

Not sure whether to bother putting another load on to wash or not... Not. Apparently I'm playing hungry Hippos

I like to think in that case he’s playing change the accent

Am rapidly losing patience with DS2. He’s been pissing whining for ages because he can’t do something on his bloody game. Have tried to help him but it’s not worked and so now apparently “everyone hates him”. Have told him to turn the damn thing off and go outside.

Update: I’m mean and he’s dying because of me.

Hello wenches. Just been for our walk around the road, it's not sunny but feeling very spring-like.

Love Kylo Hen.

Hope you won't be waiting too long for the physio LetUs.

Glad it's not just me with TB's accent. I think he's done this in an interview before, but can't remember when. Perhaps it's the people he's with at the time. We had a friend when we were young who used to fall into the accent of the company he was in mind you he was usually drunk.

I'm exhausted
But...bedroom done!
Also moved ds2s bedroom around too and put up new living room curtains - right colour this time but one pair slightly too long
Ffs
Dh away for 8 days from tomorrow so hoping for a boring week!

Spring-like sounds nice Apricot. I might make it a rule that if I feel I need to put a coat on —because I’m a wimp— to put the washing out, it’s too cold to put the washing out. Still, it did get dry.

Blimey, have a minute Badderz!

You should se his dragon Letus, it's really impressive

Sorry for being AWOL, lots of important things to do reading smutty fanfic. Cheers 🍷