Swagger Inn thread 154 - wenches find new ways to describe going on Strike<ylt>

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

'nuff said?

Mmmm, sounds delicious SpudFiddler helen

I bloody love Malteser bunnies.

We’ve had roast pork complete with crackling. I’d be happy to eat just crackling.

Phwoar!!!!!!

We had pork with crackling yesterday

I’ve —hidden— saved a bit of crackling to microwave later.

waaaahhhhhheeeyyyy

Oooooooooohh.. I think we might have a bit of Crackling left from yesterday still. I shall saunter casually to the kitchen to eat it before anyone else does check.

I am knackered. Why am I so tired recently? FFS. I shall take myself off to the hayloft and let HBFs attend to my every need. Admittedly my every need seems to be mostly sleep, but I'm sure they can find inventive and enjoyable ways to help me get to sleep.

I’m sure they’ll tuck you in good and proper Helen

Hmm well I watched about half of tonight’s Ordeal By Innocence. I’ll watch the rest before I pass final judgment but I didn’t think it was that amazing. Perhaps it will pick up. But why do they have to bugger about with such important plot points so much?

We’ve watched Lucifer.

Am going to head for the hayloft too.

I like your rhyming slang LetUs

It is chucking down here and forecast to continue for --ever- a few days. Oh joy. Have just given the chickens more straw because their run is turning into a swamp

DS has a party today so at least he'll get a chance to burn off some energy.

Morning wenches.

Also seeing it down here Helen.

Hope the tucking in went well.

I’ve a few errands to run today. CBA.

DS2 is watching the new Ninjajo series.

Morning. Raining here too, oh joy - standing water on the roads which hides all the bloody potholes.

Off out for the day, laters everyone, have a good one......

Wallpapering done✔
Tidying done✔
Errands run✔
Just settling down to watch Thor ragnorak again with ds2 😍
Do you like the paper?
The curtains are silver/grey velvet

Wallpapering done✔
Tidying done✔
Errands run✔
Just settling down to watch Thor ragnorak again with ds2 😍
Do you like the paper?

Oh
What happened there?
Ffs

Oooh, pretty paper :) We have knock-off (or reproduction) William Morris wallpaper on our bedroom wall. You can find it online - I'm not going to inflict it on you in public. We inherited it when we moved in, and both agreed that it needed to be replaced. I find it to be something of a visual innuendo myself and not at all appealing. We never did replace it though, it's mostly hidden by wardrobes, furniture and pictures. I need to channel Badders and actually dooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt something about redecorating iiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt.

DS had fun at the party - it was an indoor soft play thingy so he and his friends ran about like little loons and tired themselves out. (hurrah!) He is currently wrapped up in blankets watching Horrible Histories.

Love the paper!

Hope Fancy’s having a not too soggy day.

Went out. Roads were quiet. Car park was rammed. Went into Next but the queue to collect orders was huge so I came out again. Went to Aldi and bought —eight— several bags of Galaxy Golden Eggs and a few other bits and pieces. Done general tidying here. DH on his way with MIL.

It is still pissing it down. A lot.

Hmmm.
Those fruits look like vulvas to me
This is my new bedroom chair;
www.bedsite.co.uk/ch-furniture-clear-dining-chair.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqO_x2PGW2gIV7JztCh2jDgAKEAQYAiABEgJtK_D_BwE

Helen..our paper us from next. Paste the wall stuff.
Took dh and I 1 - 1.5 hours to do it.
It's pretty easy.

Badders, you have your very own Cinderella Throne

Hello wenches. Bucketing it down here too, very depressing.

It's DS's birthday today, that is also depressing, where do the years go? He's gone to the caravan with his family, I hope they don't mind the rain.

at potato fondler and closet Batshiteer.

Very pretty wallpaper and chair Bads. I see what you mean about Helen's paper.

Hope Fancy's having a good day.

We tried to watch Ordeal by Innocence last night, but somebody forgot to record it. Honestly I don't ask him to do much. We'll have to find it on the iPlayer.

I'm so glad that it's not just me who looks at our wallpaper like that.

If Fancy is out and about then she's going to need a towel when she gets back...

at somebody

It's not just you helen 😁

Pretty rotten weather here too apes

Sadly the cinderella throne chair will mostly end up being covered in crap disguarded clothes and other detritus...sigh

Is that not what chairs are for? Putting clothes and piles of paperwork on?

Lovely MIL has just gone. She sounds and looks so much better than she did a few weeks ago.

Jolly decent of you to provide a towel for Fancy Helen.

Sod this
I'm off for a bath

Are you having a bath bomb Badderz, or a piece of bubble bar slice?

I just got a question right on University Challenge waaaaaay before anyone on either team got it. This is fairly astounding.