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'nuff said?

Afternoon. Some snow here too FFS. Just piss off winter, you've overstayed your welcome

Agreed Fancy

Transformers Santi is quite sweaty and grubby. Mmmmm

I have had a lovely trip round local Sainsburys, who have completely reorganised their store, so a 1/2 hour shop took forever. On the plus side, I kept bumping into Jonnie Peacock - in the same way that I bumped into Hugh Jackman on holiday: he's plastered all over the place on posters. I thought of fancy
Then I came back home and helped lug wood about to keep supplies topped up.
Is it too early to go to bed, do you think?

Sympathies on the asthmatic warthog LetUs - very bloody irritating of him.

Afternoon. We've had about 4 inches of snow here. Just went out for a walk around the block and it's bloody freezing.

Yes, we had a good evening LetUs, but it was like the Arctic when we came out of the restaurant.

at asthmatic warthog. I have one of those sometimes.

Oh I do hate it when they change the supermarket round Helen. Hope they don't do that at our Sainsbos, but they probably will. JP's in our branch too, and I also thought of Fancy.

They've moved an Argos instore apricot, and lost lots of floor space for actual supermarket in the process I don't want a bloody Argos, I want to be able to find the Weetabix. I mean, WTF is it doing sandwiched between the Spirits and the freezer section, split across two different shelves. FFS [again]

Glad you have a good evening though

Here you go Helen

Very fucking annoying when they change supermarkets round. We lost a chunk of Tesco when they put a Sports Direct in it. Worth wandering about Sainsbury’s though for the added glimpses of JP.

Pleased to hear you had a good evening Apricot. Very bloody cold here too. Have been out visiting parents and MIL. DS2 played outside, breaking the ice in the birdbath.

Washing done. All ironing done. Watched a bit of The Killers on the tv when they played Hyde Park last year. I stopped ironing for that bit. Also watched a couple of episodes of Mum. Love it.

I have barely moved off the sofa since getting back in.
#LazyLump

We are watching Australian Ninja Warrior. There are some HBFs in evidence. Just saying. (and some right twattish poseurs too.) Have also finally got round to watching part 1 of Civilisations, which was v. good.

Same here Helen.

DH is doing that thing where he comes into the living room to tell me something, goes out, 10 seconds later he’s back in for something else, out again, then back again. He’s just done it about five times in the space of a couple of minutes. Aaarrrggghhhhh

Australian Ninja Warrior does not disappoint on the HBF front.

I've been watching civilisations.
Excellent stuff.
Busy day but in bed now.
Wish the snow would fuck off...

I shall have to download Civilisations.

Yy, off you fuck snow

DH took DS2 upstairs about 45 minutes ago. There’s a lot of noise still. Thing is DH will come downstairs and think we can settle down to start watching something that’s an hour long at cracking on for 10pm. And then pull his face when I say not happening. Urgh.

Oh, forgot to say, there's a been a load of TB interviews popping up on the WarnerBros twitter feed. I can't remember which ones we've linked to already (mince for brains).

13th March - Will they? Won’t they?
twitter.com/WarnerBrosUK/status/973612204217061381/

10th March - Best present you've had?
twitter.com/WarnerBrosUK/status/972517546871095296

7th March - Biggest challenge/character traits?
twitter.com/WarnerBrosUK/status/971460561866313728

4th March - Where were you when you heard you had the part?
twitter.com/WarnerBrosUK/status/970343215563001862

Evening

You are braver than me apricot, I made it to teh bird feeder this afternoon and no further

I am touched that you all think of me as you schlepp round Sainbury's

With you on the loathing of supermarkets shifting stuff round letus and the Weetabix angst helen - my local Tesco is cavernous but didn't stock the stuff, only own brand Fuckers. It's so big I can never find anything. Staff are lovely though.

Oh no, you misunderstand me. I didn't want Weetabix(TM) I wanted own brand Weetbisks-which-taste-exactly-the-same-as-weetabix-but-are-half-the-price (whatever it is they call them in whichever supermarket I'm in at the time). They all taste the same...

Shall I ask my local Sainsbobs for their Jonnie Peacock posters when they're done with them?

Hayloft time, though we are watching tennis and Federer is serving for the chapionship against Del Potro... I might stay up to see if he can convert it...

Will shut down though so I can run up to the hayloft asap..

Night.

Used to have a couple of relatives worked for Sainsburys. I bet they could have smuggled out a couple of JP posters for you Fancy.

at Helen’s reaction to TB doing something sporty.

Hayloft for me where I see Dustin needs help with his grip and his service action, and Santi is demonstrating ball control.

Brrrrrrr ❄
It's cold out there today
Boiler man coming [nlt]
Right!....coffee....

Morning wenches.

Woke up, start to think “what day is it?”, worked it out. I cannot explain how disappointed I was to realise it’s Monday.

Hope you stay warm in the snow Badderz, or, you know, the other way round...

Morning! We have lovely bright sunshine and brightness so I have a load of washing ready to come out of the machine and onto the line - hurrah! (God, my life must be boring)

Strangely enough, although it's lovely and sunny, the ground is absolutely frozen solid. Unlike at the weekend when we had snow but I was slipping and squelching all over the place.

all round to help face Monday morning...

Morning. Looks lovely and bright out there. And fecking cold, Stay warm wenches.

It is lovely and bright, and cold. I have pruned the raspberries. And dug up fecking bindweed roots. My back is a bit trashed....

There is a new TB pic from a press night for Hamlet. He still has The hair, so I'll just link out of deference to apricot's nerves
cdn.thestage.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/13133022/Erica-Whyman-and-Tom-Burke.png

Afternoon. Lovely and sunny here too, but very cold.

Go and have a sit down Helen.

Eeeek, horrendous.

Well the boiler man finally turned up...

As did my period. Early. Ffs.

I'm now waiting for dh to cook me dinner whilst I watch suite Francais with the very delectable Matthias schoenerts ❤

Hope the boiler service went smoothly Badders, without any in-drawn breaths and sucking of air through teeth!

at 'horrendous hair' Apricot - have a soothing picture selection to you recover... The massage sounds fabulous - don't mind if I do...

Has everyone else had a good day?

A pleasant day thank you helen - got out for a walk & didn't get too cold!

Hmm.....are you sure you haven't got my period there badders? Only mine's still awol ffs. I wish they'd either carry on or bugger off, not prat about in some menstrual guessing game.

Thanks Helen, that's much better.

Going to have a giggle at catch up with the lastest episodeof Troy.

Evening wenches.

Who the fuck invented the stupid thing that eating and drinking nice things makes you put weight on? Fuck off. And who the fuckity fuck invented fucking exercise (actually that wouldn’t be terrible) as a means of counteracting the weight gain? They can fuck right off too.

I’m going to watch Good Karma Hospital and wish I was somewhere exotic with Doctor Varma.

Oh and fuck off cold weather. And stupid all over the place menstrual cycles.