Swagger Inn thread 154 - wenches find new ways to describe going on Strike<ylt>

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

'nuff said?

I've been watching troy
It's a bit...er...sunset beach isn't it?? 🤣
Still hector is hot so I will persevere

Hector is hot so I will persevere Spoken like a true wench Badders

LetUs you need . that's a very interesting exercise regime though

Right, in lieu of a HBF/massage combo I have had a hot bath, and now I am going to retreat to the hayloft and watch the insides of my eyelids...

at Sunset Beach. Paris is also hot.

Athos is on his way to rub everything better Helen.

I am going to head to the hayloft and give my new exercise regime a whirl. Armie and Dan seem capable sorts.

Hector is hot so I will persevere - badders your perseverence is inspirational

Without exercise letus there would be no HBIs

• I'll leave you all to imagine what she's being tucked into.....

Morning all!

I shall leave you with this...
www.indy100.com/article/most-brutal-facebook-shut-downs-funny-viral-8262941

Morning wenches.

Hmm fair point well made Fancy.

Helen, those are fab. No 6 is a favourite

Sunny here. Hopefully not as cold.

Not too bad here either, wish it would warm up a bit though. Making the most of my last day off - back to work tomorrow

Evening wenches.

Can feel it’s not quite as cold - hurrah!

Hope you’ve had a good last day off Fancy.

Got some of that caviar serum and moisturiser from Aldi today. Couple of people I know use it and have said it’s good.

Last part of Shetland tonight. Am determined to watch it tonight even if I have to wait for everyone else to go to bed and don’t start it until late!

Oooh! Is it on at 9pm?

Just checked (in case they’d changed the day again to Wednesday). Yes, tonight at 9pm. It’ll probably be about 10.30 before I get to watch it or whenever DH goes to bed as I can’t be doing with the many many questions there’d be about the last episode of a series he’s not watched.

Evening.

Um... I am boring and tired... and I want my tea (lamb casserole), but DH is busy re-stringing DS' guitar. DH is a star in so many ways...

Helen, you may be tired but you are never boring . Can’t help you with dinner unfortunately.

Have helped DS2 with more of his maths and done about half his (very difficult for him) spellings.

LetUs I so am though. I just want to go to bed and sleep dream about HBFs. Ok, so that bit wouldn't be boring, hopefully. I'm going to shift my backside (and the cat) off the sofa and get some pasta on the go. Except I need to get DS up to bed...

Excellent letus I might have to watch it later too [side eyes ds2]
Dh has to go and pick up ds1 at 10.15 from a school trip

Evening. Busy day, washing, ironing, visit to town for general shopping, DGS after school who has a cold, argh.

Funny FB thread, I particularly liked the A-Z one.

MrHelen is indeed a star. Mind you, DH has done well today, he's lopped the pampas down which was an enormous job, particularly with dodgy knees. It's the first green bin day of the year tomorrow and it's amazing how it motivates.

Oh yes, Shetland.

Athos says he’ll give you something hot and tasty that’ll fill you right up Helen

Urgh evening/night returns from school trips

Well done to MrApricot

Hope Shetland doesn’t disappoint with the outcome tonight. Am sure it won’t.

I need to get off my arse and go and get into my pyjamas.

Urgh - I don't like the sound of late night school trip pick-ups Badders. Though the idea of DS being back home is a nice one.

MrApricot is indeed a star, and I guess his knee is feeling lots better now? Fingers crossed that you avoid the lurgy

LetUs in PJs I like Athos's way of thinking...

Evening. Was a pleasant last day off thank you, can't believe it's back to work tomorrow Ah well, will be nice to see everyone there

@ motivating effect of the first green bin collection - so very true.

Urgh - bins. Bin day tomorrow which means we ought to be emptying our bins. And I need to make lunch for tomorrow. I really can't be arsed with anything at the mo.

I was looking through my FB account to see what, if anything, I haven't already locked down, as per this article, www.newstatesman.com/science-tech/social-media/2017/05/guide-escaping-facebook-s-evil-clutches-without-erm-actually
I have been ROFL at what FB thinks my preferences and interests are. Apparently my hobbies are 'sculpture' and 'magma' WTAF?! Maybe I sculpt volcanoes, but never realised it... Nowhere does it think I like HBFs, let alone ones in leather with swords. I think FB might be a bit shit at working out anything about me tbh.

I was feeling all smug that I have not logged into any Apps via FB & then requested a download of my data. It's taking an awful long time - what the fuck is there? Many pictures of faf and even more wittering on messenger - wonder what Cambridge Analytics made of that

Have watched Shetland.

Misread that as manga Helen and thought you had an interest in Japanese (I think) comic books (I think). As opposed to the volcanoes obviously.

Just going to watch Lucifer now.

I should think that FB is inundated with requests for data downloads, the servers are probably creaking under the weight. It's something I do periodically anyway.

Right, I need to make lunch, do bins etc, and then I can go to bed and dream of HBFs can't I?

Well the download wasn't very interesting - apart from wench messenger chats! Oh and that messenger thread I got added to by a bunch of weed smoking oh-so-cool school boys who added me for a laugh as I have the same name as some poor woman one of them had the hots for........

Oofffttttt!!! what a look of intent from Aramis there