Swagger Inn thread 154 - wenches find new ways to describe going on Strike<ylt>

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

'nuff said?

OIT!!! MiniLetUs!!!! BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you
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Did it work?

The groceries will definitely not get put away. But the difference is that I won't care.........

It seems to have worked Helen! He’s in bed. Not actually asleep but he’s in bed.

Perhaps there’s something in the groceries that could be useful Fancy

go me!
Any biscuit spread in there fancy?

There wasn't helen I could grate some cheese over him?

No cream? Chocolate to melt (although be careful it’s not too hot)?

No cream - I did buy Eaaster eggs, so I could melt them down? I'm such a bad mother........

Easter eggs even. FFS

Plenty time to buy more and re-stock Fancy

Melted easter eggs it is then... They actually elt at body temperature, so you could just break them over him and watch them melt. If you can wait that long? Otherwise melt first, then pour directly into your mouth all over him...

He's waiting....

In a slight twist, I’m going to spread myself on Nutella

Morning wenches.

Hope Aramis got everything put away last night Fancy

How are you today Apricot? Hope you managed to get some sleep.

We have bright sunshine here. Mother’s Day assembly this morning.

Hope you got nice and messy with nutella LetUs and then a good long shower ot get cleaned up

Bright sunshine here - hurrah!

DS1 has lost his watch. Do I know where it is? I’ve helped him look for it. Can’t find it, so obviously someone else has moved it. Or someone has taken it. It can’t possibly be the case that he’s taken it off yesterday and put it down somewhere he shouldn’t have.

Well if you don't know where every single item is in your house, you are as bad a mother as me letus. That's every item. Even the small ones. That belong to other people. And that get worn out of the house. Pull your socks up woman!!!!!

I know exactly where everything most some all the things that I can see are. We are also expected to know, by telepathy, the exact location of DS's ipod, various bits of lego, and anything else that he wants but can't see and can't be bothered to look for himself.

Afternoon wenches. at socks

DS1 has found his watch. He’d thrown a hoody off his chair on to his bed yesterday, then thrown his watch on to the bed and hadn’t realised the watch had landed in the hood. Muppet.

Mother’s Day assembly was very very lovely. There may have been a bit of a tear in my eye.

Sportingactivity tonight. I am hopeful after last week’s disappointment.

Afternoon wenches. We have DGS here as DD has gone to see Fifty Shades with some friends.

The tooth is a bit better today thanks, at least the paracetamol is working now.

Aww for Mother's Day assembly LetUs. Fingers crossed for HBI.

Relieved to hear pain relief is working Apricot.

I’m listening to the Rocky Horror soundtrack as I do the washing up. It’s making me really want to watch the film again. I’ve got it on video (hello 1980s/90s) but don’t think I’ve got it on DVD. I bloody love Tim Curry. I may treat myself.

TFIF I seriously deserve

You must already be in bed Wicked. Athos has brought you some

Where's Kylo?

He’s gone getting the glasses and another couple of bottles

Wenches, I have a fantasy. it's not a very exciting fantasy, I admit, and it won't be made into a film. But still...

While leaning over the bed, back screaming and muscles aching, I fantasise that DS will one day soon want to get rid of his sodding cabin bed and have a normal bed that doesn't involve contortions to try and change the sheet.

That is all. As you were...

Hope that HBI bothers to put in an appearance tonight, and that Kylo is keeping Wicked well filled and her glass too...