Swagger Inn thread 154 - wenches find new ways to describe going on Strike<ylt>

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

'nuff said?

Ah cabin beds. You’re beyond the realms of fantasy there Helen. To think that when DS1 was getting a new bed, we tried to persuade DS2 that he should have the cabin bed. Thankfully, he didn’t like it.

at Kylo Ren keeping Wicked well filled. No difficulties there.

HBI was indeed there tonight. Not too much to report except:

Pin your shoulders down, lift your hips up
Pull it from the top

And at one point as he’s lying on a mat right in front of me “right, just get on top of me”, followed by “So I’m on my back and you’re finishing and I lift my hips up”. I was well behaved and stayed in my chair and didn’t launch myself at him

On a mat in front of you, you say?

I knew the situation reminded me of something

It reminds me that I need to go and collapse in the hayloft....

night

Night Helen. Athos will provide you with a hard landing.

I think I’ll test that theory out with Aramis in the chateau, Fancy

Is the red face blushing Wicked or from much exertion over the course of the evening?

No idea why I’m still up. I’m off to the chateau with Aramis. I bet he’s still up

Morning wenches.

Off for a sports massage this morning. Can’t wait. Although there was a lot of bending and stretching at the chateau last night

Hope everywench is well

ooooh and ouch at sports massage. I have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge knot in one of my shoulders which I ought get get seen to

I am awake, but feeling a bit oddly disconnected iyswim. I have probably had more sleep than I'm used to. Or not enough. If I pretend it's 'not enough', then I am fully justified in going back to bed again... #CunningPlan

Though that would mean moving my backside off the sofa and OH ARSE bloody cat. At least it's on the wooden floor and not the carpet. Well, that my next 10 minutes sorted out for me then...

Massage was amazing. Neck no longer sore.

The cat obviously sensed your disconnection Helen and did whatever it took to assist.

Thierry Henry just said, in that delicious accent “I’m getting hot”. Mmmmm.

Va-va-voom!

I am going to bake a cake.

My innocent ears aren't used to your naughty comments Letus

Of course Wicked, of course

My va va was very voomed after that comment

Cake? What kind of cake?

Banana loaf with dried apricot
Should I make up the spare bed?

wicked/ 'innocent... nope. Computer says no.... 404 error - not found.

I’ll be fine behind the chicken coop with a few HBFs and some cake to keep me warm thanks

at 404 error

I have cleaned the bathroom. DH is taking DS1 out shopping. I wonder what for

I plan to sit and do nothing while they’re out

It's a bit damp behind the chicken coop but fair enough...

We're watching the rugby. Have also been out buying mothers day pressies seed potatoes and various other veggie seeds. This means I need to pull my finger out and dig over the ground for the spuds. But not right now - see previous reference to dismal weather.

Damp’s fine. I think there’s a bit of plastic sheeting left over from the bulk order I made in advance of Strike.

I have my feet up watching Hawaii Five-0 - very much worth a watch by the way - and I have a lovely glass of vodka.

Evening.

Done sod all today, but I'm still feeling a bit rough, so that's alright.

for all.

Apricot. Let Athos look after you in any way you want.

Oooh, thank you LetUs.

Watching paralympics on catch-up - Jonnie Peacock is one of the presenters...

Watching the mello final, such a snooze fest. Can't wait for Shetland to start.

Oooo lovely JP! However, DH has control of the remote —for a change— and is sulking about something.

Hope you enjoy Shetland Wicked.

I think DH is sulking because it’s gone 10pm and I don’t particularly want to start watching anything that’s an hour or so long. Oh I don’t know then, perhaps sit down to watch something before it’s so late.

I’m on my second quite large vodka. Do you know where I wish I was? Snowed in, in a —luxury— secluded cabin in, for example, Utah with Brandon Flowers where there’s nothing to do except have sex, eat, drink, have sex, sleep, have sex, and perhaps do a jigsaw or two.

Sounds like an excellent plan LetUs - with a different HBF, obvs.