Swagger Inn 153: New Year Resolutions: restrict --perving-- HBF appreciation to days including a 'y'

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

I think I can keep to that one...
Here's my starter for 10.
I have thoughtfully arranged arranged them in order of FAF Debate ad discuss

Pimms all gone

Nooooooooo

The vodka is helping

Enjoy mello ww

Is the dungeon available? DH is doing my fecking head in today. In one of those “I’m so hilarious” moods where if Iget pissed off with him, he says “just chill out” and laughs. Dick. And yes, I was interested —even if only a bit— the first time you told me about your difficult decision re getting the lenses in your new glasses thinned. Not so the next four times you’ve explained your decision making process and final result and then what happened at the optician. Aaarrrggghhh.

I was so arrrrgghhh that when I nipped out to do a bit of shopping earlier this evening, I bought some new nail polishes from Next.

Ugh
Dh does this thing where he tries to "jolly me out" of a bad mood
Tries it with the kids too
It's amazingly successful as you can imagine
😡🤔😦
I've got a headache so am in bed with ds2 next to me and various bloody pokemon

We’re watching Lucifer. Phwwwwooooaaaaarrrrrrrr.

And I’ve slightly - only slightly mind - forgiven DH because there are some ribs about to make their way to me. Mmmmmm

I'm watching peep show on Netflix

Ds2 is asleep

Ds1 is chortling at something on his iPad

Dh downstairs watching tv

Enjoy your ribs letus!

Grrr to being 'jollied' badders.

ExH used to try this. Not for long. It tended to cause the BRF of Doom. Still tries to do it with the DC. It doesn't really work with them either. DS in particular dislikes it & DD is an Olympic-grade sulker, so nothing works with her.

Ds2 gets particularly annoyed

I just tell him to fuck off

😁

I am on teh vodka.

DS has said he is expecting some friends round tonight to watch something - probably some computer game tournament. No-one has arrived yet so it could be a late one. Hope no-one needs a lift home.....

Ribs were delicious.

DH is still being giddy. I’m not in a bad mood or anything. But I do get fed up when he’s all giddy and oooo aren’t I funny and isn’t everything jolly. He’s currently being jolly and giddy at taking DS2 back to bed. This means DS2 will be in a brilliant mood tomorrow.

Here you are letus, the polar opposite of giddy........

FFAS woman, post the actual pictures

Fuck. Me.

Feeling better?

Muchmuchmuchmuch better

That middle one has certainly perked me up

Perk up

Finally finished watching Lucifer. Lots of interruptions.

Think I’ll conti with the perking up theme in the hayloft. You may wish to consider one of the attached Fancy and pop up later

I think I'll consider the middle one thanks letus. He looks very determined

Bon soir mes Wenches.

Also Grrr to being 'jollied along' and, erm, have RNBR. WTAF has happened to my memory these days?

So, le yesterday je dit que je ne face-planted pas. Pah. C'est will learn moi. Today j'etait dragged sur le run noir before je had my ski-legs on, or le ski-head. Et voila! Le face-plant. A speed. C'est continued through le jour: le face-plant, le side-plant, le-backside plant. Vraiment, je suis wench - je can manage l'enorme varietie de positions

Nous also skied; le 'Dirty Little Corner', le 'Clevage' followed by 'le Big Woody'

C'est absolutely bloody below-freezing. Je resorted to le hand-warmers dans my gloves, qui etait amazeballs et still working this evening at dinner.

Et now, je must allez a la bed pour le sleep...

Morning wenches. Did that determination of his pay off Fancy?

Peutetre your memory est being frozen by le froid Helen. Or combien de times have tu fallen over and hit your head? at the variete de positions et les noms de ski runs

We have wind and sleet here. Hail during the night which actually woke me up it was so heavy.

DS2 is watching the curling which he has specifically requested to be recorded. I watch the speed skating when I got up - sort of a time trial one? Was hypnotic.

Morning

at all those names helen

The determination was put to good use letus. Oh yes. Nothing like a strong, driving bass

How can it be Sunday already? Need to clean my house, it's a tip

Good and thumping was it Fancy?

Sunday does seem to have come around quickly. My house also needs a clean Wicked, and I have ironing to do, and DS2 needs to do reading, spellings, and some maths. None of this has been done, but I have finished a tube of Pringles and am up-to-date with my recorded episodes of Hawaii Five-0.