Swagger Inn 153: New Year Resolutions: restrict --perving-- HBF appreciation to days including a 'y'

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I think I can keep to that one...
Here's my starter for 10.
I have thoughtfully arranged arranged them in order of FAF Debate ad discuss

No idea, I don't watch it.

Ah, Matt King, yes it looks like him. I take it he plays Jonny Rokeby. Now here's a funny thing. On the IMDb page neither Jonny Rokeby nor Matt King are listed unless I've had too much wine with my meal.

Tom's in tomorrow's edition of The Times Magazine. No words.

Lovely picture of Tom there. Even lovelier teeth Apricot.

Well wenches even though I feel crappy and I just wanted to get into a warm bed , I couldn’t let my wenches down so I wenchfully went to ... hang on sportingactivity. HBI was there - hurrah!

Can you feel that stretching off?
Just move in half circles
Pull it out, then insert, yeah
Get your hips up then bring him in

Letus

How do I get the Sunday Times out here?!?

Hurrah for le HBI!!!! About time he showed up.

Nous sommes knackered ici. Today DS and I did double noir runs avec DH, et c'etait fun but bloody tiring. There's been 130cm snow during le past week, et over a foot yesterday, donc, beacoup de fluffy snow pour le face-plants. Mind vous, je ne face-plant pas, je back-planted et slid gently downhill. Je also dit beaucoup de sweary words, et gave a running commentary on my skiing technique to remind myself what je was supposed to be doing. "Tournez ici!" "Et ici..." "Et.. oh sod, turn turn turn.... FFS." etc

Currently watching winter olympic opening ceremony. Not sure if it's live or highlights.

laters all....

Morning wenches. I feel like I should go up to HBI and say thank you but that would probably be a bit weird.

Tres bon que tu haven’t fallen on your face Helen. Peut-etre un HBF will kiss your derrière better

Don’t want to go to this thing but I’d better get a move on.

Grrr
I boycott the times (coz Murdoch)
Grrr
Im sure some kind wench will post pics 😍
Been mooching about doing a few jobs
Dh off doing the grocery shop
Finally getting around to watching some winter Olympics
Luge
I mean...why?

Morning. Can't be bothered today. Think I'll tidy the computer up, it's in a bit of a mess and is running slow.

Yay for HBI LetUs. Good luck with the college thingy.

The Times Magazine article. He's so adorable. And a £6 M&S t-shirt never looked so good.

Apes!
I was thinking of you this morning!
Im going to Hoover my curtains 😍

Mine need doing too.

[Packs up mini vac]
When and where Apes?
😁
Ive just stripped my bed
And waxed the wooden monks bench ....looks loads better
Just settling down to watch 6 nations

Afternoon wenches. College thing was a bit dull —no HBFs— but bits were useful. Would still prefer him to go to the other one we’ve looked at but people keep telling me it’s not up to me or something. Imagine that.

I’ll watch out for TB next time I’m in M&S. I’m sure he’ll shop at my local branch and I’m even more sure I might get some odd looks if I keep hanging around the men’s t shirts

Has MrApricot become a bit more patient?

I see Badderz has stripped and waxed and is now watching balls flying about.

I want chocolate.

You know me letus
I like to keep busy

Well
Ireland are hammering Italy

The washing machine is beeping at me. Beeeep I’ve finished Beeeeep Empty me Beeeeeeep EMPTY ME NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

I’m no rugby expert aren’t Italy not the best ones?

Afternoon

Busy work day yesterday, finished late & was out last night. Just home in time for the England v Wales match.

All ready - tea & a fig roll, cat on lap. Bring on the thiiiiiiighs!!!!!!

Excellent hbi performance last night letus

How's MrA today?

They aren't the best but I feel bad for the other team when a team get 50+

50+? Yes, I can see how that’s a bit “oh poor things”. Are they a team you’d be happy to console?

You should have a lie down like your man up thread Fancy

Washing done.

My washing machine has been beeping at me all day
I spend a lot of time muttering darkly at it
Some very handsome Italian players letus
They can put their heads on my bosom and I shall stroke their (!!) Heads

I think I should letus, you're right

And yes, the Italian rugby team is one of the better looking ones - it would be no hardship to console some of them

DH is okay thanks wenches, it's a bit of a long haul, but he's getting there. It's been a week already. At least he's spoiled for choice with the sport on TV.

We've got DGS coming round for a couple of hours shortly while DD and hubby go off somewhere. We do love him but could do without it really.

That’s jolly generous and public-spirited of you Badderz.

I might watch a match next weekend. I think it does one well to broaden one’s sporting horizons.

Apricot I think you’re a . My parents had DS2 this morning and part of the afternoon whilst we were at this thing for DS1. Very very grateful and I don’t ask too often. And my mum got a lift into town instead of waiting for a bus in the rain

Evening wenches

About to start watching mello, short for Melodifestivalen, the competition for selecting the song that will represent Sweden in Eurovision. It's four competitions and then it's the final. It's a huuuuge deal here

enjoy mello!

I’m on the Pimms. Just watched some Olympics highlights. Speed skating - bonkers. In fact, I think a few of the events are bonkers which just makes it all the more watchable

Mmm Pimms