Swagger Inn 153: New Year Resolutions: restrict --perving-- HBF appreciation to days including a 'y'

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

I think I can keep to that one...
Here's my starter for 10.
I have thoughtfully arranged arranged them in order of FAF Debate ad discuss

Mouse has retweeted a wonderful video of Rey & Kylo Ren fighting the Praetorian Guards to 'Footloose' -
twitter.com/rachlikesbands/status/956671192123039746

AWESOME

That’s brilliant! Also, phwoaaarrr at Kylo Ren and his extended light sabre!

I can confirm presence of HBI. Hope to have some decent innuendo for later.

Oh hang on, first one: we’ll work up the body

Love this video of Kylo Ren and Rey (Reylo)

vimeo.com/248273318

That's what we said Helen.

I do like that video Wicked. Was just watching it in the kitchen. Didn’t realise how loud the music was —because I was staring at Kylo— and DH shouted through from the living room “what are you watching in there?”

You’re not far wrong Apricot - I make notes on the Pages app on my iPad! I bring you the following:

Best way to get yourself up, it can be hard, but do it like this

So I’m going to thrust my hips, really push them... so I get that into that position and can then go down

The latter elicited a bit of a snort from me

DH is now boring me to death with comments about the football. Talk about needle across the record

LetUs.

I'm watching a programme with Steve Backshall in it. He's in a river and all his clothes are sticking to him.

Is it Lost Land of the Volcano Apricot? One of the episodes was on the other night. TBH I don’t care which show it is, he’s splashing about in a river - that’s good enough for me!

Letus

Yes, DH recorded it last night.

Evening

HBI has made my night

I knew I liked MrApricot. He records all the right stuff

Fancy - I felt like asking him to stop talking for the second one because I was having difficulty getting it noted down

Morning wenches ☕ On my way to Stockholm for fika. Hope you all have a fab day 😀

Morning.

at HBI and multiple innuendos in one night (the man clearly has stamina), and also at MrA kindly recording Steve Backshall in river.

My lie-in has failed - woke up with last night's headache still very much in place, and couldn't get back to sleep. FFS. Might as well have gone to SaturdayMorningSportingActivity with DH and DS.

So have got up to take drugs and muck about online make myself useful - first load of washing is on, and if I can move my backside off the sofa I'll get into the garden and do something useful there as wall, because it's glorious weather (from this side of the window anyway, it might be a bit chilly on the actual outside...)

Twitter (or more accurately, Susie Dent has usefully supplied a very apt word the for today...
Betwattled: a useful descriptor from the 1600s for feeling foggy-headed, confused, or just too sleepy to think straight.

Alright?
Hope the headache fucks off Helen
Have a Good fika wicked

I've been busy...dh out for the day with a friend, ds1 at badminton and ds2 happy to watch his iPad so I've;
Hoovered and mopped up and down
Cleaned bathroom and loos
Washed breakfast dishes
Cleaned microwave
Stripped beds
3 loads of washing
Phew
Im a bit tired now which is a shame as i have to take ds2 to a party 😣

I haven't done the ironing
Fuck that

We have a busy day tomorrow too as we are planning some decorating...did i tell you that already??

Oh crap just remembered I need to put fuel in the car...

Laters x

Btw...do we have a strike tx date yet?

Morning wenches.

I shall add betwattled to my vocabulary. I feel it shall be used in the near future.

Have a fabulous fika Wicked

No wonder you’re feeling tired Badderz. I’ve just read your list and I’m knackered just reading it.

Done some washing. DS2 is in an epically shitty mood. Sigh.

Have watched the women’s tennis final. Excellent match. Very close and some astounding rallies.

Well
Ds2 is being uber emotional and moody so he's prob com8ng down with something...
Sigh

Afternoon!

Gosh Bads, I'm exhausted just reading that. I've done a wash load but that's all.

Hope WW is enjoying her fika and Helen's headache has gone away.

Ds1 has just helped me remake all the beds
Bugger me I'm shattered and it's hours til dh is home...😣

Headache has mostly gone thnk goodness.

I like the idea of HBFs coming to worship at my temple LetUs - I shall hold onto that thought (even if not what you actually suggested!) Now, what should we do with your DS2? Shall we clear out the dungeon (or dig a new one) and refit it as a soundproofed room with xboxes and stuff to shove the DCs into when they're just being unbearable? Maybe we could also clone Badders so she can chill out and relax while her close deals with housework and clingy DS2

Missed the tennis, but watching skiing... Weather is miserable, so glad I got the washing out and mostly dried before it closed in.

I wish I knew that to do with him Helen
I don't think even he knows why he gets upset sometimes
I have better suggestions for hbf clones 😁

Fresh dungeon kitted out accordingly would be perfect Helen. Can we have a separate one for DHs too? Especially the soundproof bit. I do not need a full commentary of events of your whole day DH. I understand there was no apple pie in the shop. I believe you. You do not need to give a blow by blow account of how you looked for it and who you asked and what they said, etfuckingc.

Been out to see mum and dad. We also now have fairly crappy weather.

I’m going to sit down with a book and a drink.

Dh not back yet
Have managed to shove Ds1 into the shower - just ds2 to go or I might leave that to dh