i never wear the stuff, but have begun to feel that perhaps i would feel better about myself if i plucked my tash and slapped on some lippie.
so, duly plucked, i applied some make-up i have had lying around.
oh it's awful.
what is wrong?
you see people with foundation on and it looks like it's their skin, but look at me and you can see, well, it looks flaky and bitty and smudged and, ok imagine if you had dry dead skin and applied it on top of that, that's what i mean. - i don't have dry dead skin. i moisturised first!
i clearly need help.
i have in my possession
a liquid foundation
a concealer
a bit of face powder
a blusher - not the powder one, the one that's sticky, like lipstick
a lipstick
a lip pencil
a mascara
an eyeshadow
a sponge for the foundation
a puff for the powder
everything else goes on with my finger!
and no money to spend on make up, which, having looked, is £10 per bloody item!!
what can i do with what i've got?
apart from throw it all in the bin and shove a bag on my head.