Have you had any culinary disasters?!

[Ponka]

My friend was telling me about his Dad's cooking the other day and it really made me laugh.

He improvised some sort of bolognaise type thing and found what looked like some shallots in the vegetable rack so he bunged them in too. It turned out when they were tucking in that he'd cooked some bulbs that his wife was keeping to plant in the garden

What stupid things have you done in the kitchen?

A girl at work once made us tuna pasts bake, only she forgot to put the tuna in.

lol, Northerner. She sounds like me

Aubergine and coconut soup. It was so bad, I put a bucket in the middle of the floor for guests to throw it into. I couldn't expect them to eat it.

That's quite Bridget Jones!

Salad.

No-one touched it except me and I couldn't understand why.

When they'd left and I went to take the salad bowl from the table I realised why.

It had a pubic hair in it