Swagger Inn 151: The One Where Wenches Are Blindfolded And Don’t Use Their Hands ..... Practising Bobbing For Apples Of Course <ahem>

[LetUsPrey]

Hope this one’s okay.

Aramis just giving a demonstration

Evening, am feeling a bit better now thanks badders, not 100% but an improvement. So will you go on teh scary rides at the fair?

Have been out for dinner with the DC this evening, both on good form so it was really nice

ww Cheers!

Glad the dentist was ok apricot

letus - Friday's just aren't the same with no innuendo

Another vote for a lie in tomorrow helen - fuck being sociable.

No scary rides for me!
Ds1 won't be going - he has badminton then lots of homework. Not really his thing tbh
Might meet up with one of ds2s friends
I'm still cheesed off with dh
Ds2 is asleep
Ds1 is at a sleepover
I'm in bed with a hot water bottle

I love a hot water, on non-rota nights

Glad you had a nice dinner Fancy

Hot water bottle, you Brits are so exotic!

We know how to live alright ww I usually supplement my hot water bottle with a cat for extra cosiness. Would rather exchange both for an hbf. Or two. Or a whole bedroomful.

Am back. Food was amazing. Drinks were many. I don’t need to eat for about a week.

Will catch up tomorrow. Aramis and chateau beckons. Night amazing wenches x

Mooooooorrrrnnning wenches.

Bloody awful weather here today.

No hot water bottle for me - electric blanket all the way!

Will have a read of that interview Helen

DH tells me that HBI (not in those words of course ) was at sportingactivity last night. FFS.

Suppose I’d better get the washing sorted. Taking DS2 to watch Lego Ninjago Movie this afternoon. Hope you get good weather for the fair Badderz.

Morning
Taking ds2 to fair at 2
Then hoping to take ds1 to see death of stalin tonight

Morning wenches.

Glad you had a good evening LetUs. Electric blanket for me too.

That's a really nice article, Tom looks wonderful, but I somehow don't see him as an adviser on fashion. Much as I love him, I don't think he's a great dresser, unless he's been dressed for a photoshoot. I do love the windsor knot in those pics though that someone else had tied.

Off to Dunelm this morning for supplies for the caravan.

Have a good day all.

Sooo tired today, mostly the couch for me today I think.
Glad you had a good time Letus.
Don't really see Tom as a fashion expert eather. Remember the hat and the lady scarf?

Tom as a fashion advisor?

Afternoon wenches, had a bit of a lie in today - much needed. really need to get on with some chores now

Afternoon all. Lie-in here and then hard core manoeuvring. (FTFO autospell that is how you spell it. FFS)

And we have homework hell. Who needs halloween horror - we have homework horror. DS could just go trick or treating (if we did such things in the sticks) carrying his homework book to thrust in in people faces yelling "Do half an hours maths/english homework!"

Badders - should we send Vinnie to educate MrBadders about doing what he says he'll do?

Also - yes to hot-water-bottles.

TB clearly has a very unique and defined sense of dress/style. the interview was a bit confusing though, with Tom the actor and Tom the tailor both being quoted Made it sound like he was having some sort of slightly schizophrenic conversation with himself

Have been out with DS2 watching Lego Ninjago Movie. Was okay. Some funny bits. DS2 enjoyed it. Blimey, it’s like Barry Norman’s still with us.

Ahhh I remember an early blog about the Batch and his not great clothes styling. And look at him now. There’s hope for TB.

Hope you had successful shopping Apricot.

My reward for taking DS2 to the cinema today is taking DS1 tomorrow. To watch Thor. Oh yes.

Homework remains not done here Helen.

Ditto re homework - but we're getting there. If we get close enough, then we'll be going to Thor tomorrow. Better that than Ninjago, which DS also wants to see...

Just read an interview with the Philomena Cunk actress

Loved that interview! Didn’t realise she was from Bolton

Settling down to watch Strictly. What a shame Fancy will miss JP moving his hips.

Oh well, you'll just have to describe it LetUs

We are watching F1 qualifying. Or at least, DH is watching it...

Hope that Fancy managed to do some chores. I finished with the hardcore. hurrah... now we just need to do the cement thing Then build the shed

Drinking wine and watching Ghostbusters

But not today Helen. Put shed building out of your mind for tonight.

Jonnie was on first. Dressed as a pirate.

Arghhhhhhhhhhh!

homework beckons...

Ooof

Ooof indeed. You shall hopefully have a full and detailed review tomorrow. Of the film of course

Didn't go shopping after all. The karcher has broken and DH was taking it to the repairer and dropping me at Dunelm which is in the vicinity, but they weren't open today so it's been postponed until Monday.

Is it Halloween Strictly tonight? I can't stand the themed weeks so probably won't watch. DH says he's given up on it. I'll be selective with the iPlayer tomorrow. Will probably watch Gunpowder from last week instead. We're behind with everything.

Who's that WW?

Have a good evening all.

That's Chris Hemsworth Apes, starting to get a little thing for him now

That's Thor