Swagger Inn 150: The one where the wenches do Strike (analysis) and that Santi Salvation thing.

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FFS

Used up the thread with no link.

PANIIIIICS you're all at work.

Erm, never done this before, let's hope it works......

Sleeptime sounds awesome.

DS1 just gave me a big hug to say thank you for everything I’ve done for his birthday today

Can you have vodka in a hot toddy instead of whisky? I’ll have one of those please.

Night you wonderful wenches x

Aw, how lovely letus

Thank you kindly helen

AW - DCs are so lovely when they try...

Morning wenches.

Aren’t they though?

Am less grotty but more snotty today. Friday though and a short day so Aramis can come to work with me and then we can head straight to the chateau

Morning
Ds2 is in bed encouraging his Pokemon in a battle on his 2ds 😂
Very sweet
Last day of term for ds1
Ds2 finished yesterday
Going to see she aunt and cousin this morning
Not in the mood really

Morning. I have joined a Friday morning exercise class It was a bit more intense than anticipated. I am now broken and fit for nothing except lying down to recover. Pref. being attended to by HBFs.

apricot - I managed to watch All the Kings Men on catch up last night while DH was out. I would have to defer to friends for analysis/accuracy of accents, but they mostly sounded ok, except the time where someone sounded like their accent suddenly wandered over to Ireland and back again in one scene

LetUs - have a box of tissues and some Olbas oil. And some HBFs

Afternoon wenches. Wet and windy here.

Hope you feel better soon LetUs. for DS2.

That sounds a lovely holiday Bads, something to look forward to.

Oh, exercise class Helen? Very impressive. Yes, I think I detected an Irish accent in there somewhere.

Afternoon wenches.

Hope the DC have a really good holiday from school Badderz. Ours are last week of October —I think—

I shall dispense HBFs with many various different oils and massage bars to see to you Helen

Hope you’re dry and not been blown away Apricot. Thanks for the for DS2. Just had a couple texts from DS1’s school to say he’s got star of the week (or whatever the equivalent is) in a couple of subjects. Have told him am super proud.

Feeling better than I was. What I really need is a jolly good going over by HBFs. Failing that, an early night and a good night’s sleep.

LetUs - you can share my HBFs if you want? Maybe not, given our different preferences Perhaps yours can borrow some of the oils and massage bars off mine? If they get working on you just now, then you still have plenty of time for your early night. Hopefully they'll tire you out as well, so an even better night's sleep. I imagine they're busy collecting towels for you already. Dustin has a lurid green micro towel and is just warming up ready to sort you out Aiden says he'll be along with out his towel too in a mo. Lucifer is getting a nice feather bed ready for you. Possibly. Not quite sure about that one. Aramis was going to help too, but I ran out of picture allowance on this message.
Fab news re. DS1 btw. Our half term is at the end of the month too.

We have had a dry day today, but windy, so good drying weather my washing blew off the line

Hope Badders had a nice time with family

FRIIIIIDAAAYYYYY

for Letus

Well, fuck me. Several times over.

Yes, I do believe that was the idea

I'll tidy the hayloft later. Tomorrow maybe.

Drinking and watching Midsomer Murders. Part of it takes place in Denmark.Where the people talk like they have porridge stuck in their throat

They don’t often get it right do they Wicked? (Please make that sentence make sense) One of my favourite episodes of Murder She Wrote is when they go over to London and it’s like they’ve time warped back to the 1960s

No HBI tonight. DS1 is refusing to go to sportingactivity. There have been words. Most of them at quite a high volume. And I’ve confiscated his phone. Told him he can have it back when he gets a job and can pay for it himself because apparently he’s “16 now and can do what he wants”. Pfft good luck with that one.

Shouldn’t be any more feathers for a while Helen. Lucifer’s having a little rest despite having, in his words, “tremendous stamina”

Well, it's actually Danish actors and they do speak like they're having porridge stuck in their throats. Weirdos. Can't believe they didn't shoot an episode in Sweden instead. But Denmark is at least part of Scandinavia, i suppose

Ahhhhhhh right. I think I know the episode you mean. They should absolutely do some filming in Sweden.

Not to mention the Norwegians, they sound constantly happy, makes you want to punch in them in the face

Someone's about to get baked in a cookie oven

Do they have chocolate chips in their pockets at least?

Happy times here tonight. DH and DS1 are acting as if nothing has happened and DH is peeved that I’m still a bit cross about things. I of course am in the right. DH has gone upstairs having a sulk FFS.

Give me fucking strength. What a start to the weekend.

Ah, FFS, LetUs - I cant provide strength, but I can provide topless HBFs? Does that help at all?

at chocolate chips...

I’ve just tried on my new shoes. Can’t walk in them. Well, I can as in I’d be okay to have them on for a party in someone’s house for a few hours but not for all afternoon and all night at a wedding. Ah well, bigger problems in the world and it means I get to go shoe shopping some more!

DH and DS1 are now best chums again. I’m just going to stare at pictures of HBFs. I feel this is the Wench Way of dealing with stuff

What an amazingly brilliantly fortuitous cross-post Helen

My work here is done.

And in return