Swagger Inn 150: The one where the wenches do Strike (analysis) and that Santi Salvation thing.

[Comtess]

FFS

Used up the thread with no link.

PANIIIIICS you're all at work.

Erm, never done this before, let's hope it works......

Evening wenches.

Getting dark earlier and earlier . I really don’t like it.

Hope you’ve had an enjoyable day Fancy and that you made it to the cinema, and that Helen’s back is feeling better.

Where are Badderz and Wicked? Are they so far under Strike’s coat they can’t get out again?

DH is out tonight and won’t be back until late which means no Lucifer FFS.

Evening wenches. Where is everyone? Hope you've all had a good day.

Strike: The Cuckoo's Calling has been nominated for the Best Crime Drama in the National Television Awards, and Tom and Holliday have been nominated for Best Drama Performance, unfortunately the same category. You would have thought they'd have had male and female. Oh, well. Votes have to be in by 27th October.

No idea what to do for dinner.

Ah, hello LetUs.

I’ll get my votes in!

We’re having chicken pasta if that’s any inspiration for you.

Oh and JONNIE PEACOCK KLAXON - he’s on It Takes Two tonight if anywench was interested. Read Monkseal’s blog last night. He seems keen for JP to get his chest out. I just kept thinking “yeah, you’re not the only one”

Evening wenches.

That sounds nice. I've decided on fish, potato croquettes, veg and parsley sauce. I can't be arsed tonight and that's easy.

Will read Monkseal later.

Mmm I’ve not had potato croquettes for ages. Really want some now.

JP looking good

So what did your friend think of TM?

She wanted more Athos . She liked the humour too and the Cardinal . It was fun to be able to answer her questions but tricky not to give anything away!

Love this btw

Don't we all

Love that Wicked

Doing DS2’s spellings with him. It’s going suspiciously well...

Simon Rimmer and Karen have stolen my samba song for this Saturday’s programme. The very nerve

Bong!

SisterHelen is in hell supervising/helping DS with his homework. The levels of faffing about and not actually writing anything are beyond bloody belief. ARGH!!!! Re-heated chicken pie is on the menu for tea tonight,

Fancy has been to the cinema. Review please Fancy?

LetUs has a work colleague to perve with. Hurrah! (The closest I got to that today was a conversation about how application forms for jobs no longer ask what people's interests are outside of work. Probably as well in case I ever need to do another one. "My favourite past-time is perving over HBFs..." erm... )

Badders was doing something birthday related yesterday? No idea what she's up to today though.

Apricot discovers and equal opportunities are rubbish when it means you have to choose between Tom and Holliday

WW is knackered

Elk, Comtess, and Madame are currently MIA

Nice bongs Helen

I have spent most of today very angry/upset/baffled wrt mum and a situation

So much so I'm totally backing off
I've sent my sister all her medical info - have told her I no longer wish to be her POA - and will be staying away for a while

It's so fucked up

Lots of hugs Bads

Thanks wicked.
There's a large sum of money involved too which makes me feel all icky 😔😡

Fabulous bongs Helen! Have you said “if you’d started writing something down when you first sat down, you’d have finished ages ago” yet?

Badderz put yourself bloody first. You deserve it. Don’t make me come round there

I’m supposed to be doing the washing up and starting bedtime. I’ve watched Murder She Wrote and am now on Death In Paradise. I need to move.

Letus...understood!
Hot a friend coming round tomorrow so i shall bend her ear about it!!

I initially read that as “hot friend coming round tomorrow”. Hope you get a good chat tomorrow.

DS2 is currently howling his head off in bed. He’s remembered he’s got some homework due tomorrow. Was reminded about it repeatedly over the weekend and last night. He might be able to do it in the morning but I suspect he’ll need help with it. Because I have loads of time to do that. Super.

I wish!! 😂

Ugh. Homework. Ds1 has surprised me how good he's been - I think school have read the new year 10s the riot act!!

Ds2 hates homework - why do they persist in setting it for ks1 and 2??
Utterly pointless.

Argh, LetUs Homework - Teachers' way of sharing the pain?

DS is lying in bed and demanding asking for me to come up and see him.

Badders - etc Give yourself a break... Enjoy your hot friend

I think I'm heading for another early night, am feeling tired and grumpy Athos (I wish)

Watching a documentary called Tokyo Girls about pop bands with young girls whose fan base largely consists of middle age men. One of the girls are just 14. A bit

Read that as hot friend as well

Oh you coming over then wicked!!?

Awww Bads