is my fizzy wine gone off?

[heya123]

i have settled down to a relaxing night with mn, finnished all the housework early for once!
i very rarely drink and have an opened bottle of wine from maybe about 2 months back, have just poured a glass, tasted it and its fizzy, its not meant to be!!!!
what does this mean and what will happen to me if i drink it??!!
advice please before i get tempted! lol!

btw its a screw top not corked!

You'll get pissed! Sorry don't know but depends how much you want drink

how do you know its not meant to be?

It means that it is fermented and you should not drink it.

btw i did not drink it! lol! how thick am i not to know it was off???!!! had a slight inkling though , was only planning to have 1 glass but not now as i dont want 2 be sozzled with ds in bed in the next room! lol! got myself a coffee and a toasted teacake instead, much more cosy anyway! lol!

How anyone keeps an opened bottle of wine for 2 months is beyond me.
It's meant to be necked in 30 mins. yer silly cow!

Drink it anyway.

Some wine is better than no wine.

was just in the back of the cupboard and forgot about it! and lol 2 expat!

btw i have changed my name, heya123 sounded kinda odd!