things everyone else finds sooooo importnt that i couldnt care less about

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baby led weaning.
the entire breast bottle debate.
fruit shoots
the omg things i ws allowed to do but would never dream of allowing dc to do.
aaaaaarrrrrrrgghhh.......
i'll think of some more in a minute

what everyone is having for dinner!

People i talk to always find Polotica and Spots so important and i really don't give a rat's ass.

thats was ment to be polotics and sports - i have had a few!

what is polotica?

God now i feel like a right twunt.

i think she meant politics

I despise the dinner threads. That's not conversation, that's stupid people talking.

People who car if their curtains match their sofa. I mean, I wish I could be bothered, but I just can't!

care

"celebrities" I really don't give a flying fuck about the array of stick insects in wigs or monobrowed potato heads that seem to go under this label...
sport - of ANY description. I don't get the poitn of it at all. Usually somebody wins on some particular occasion, and then somebody else wins another time, and it all goes on and on and they move around the telly programmes that I want to watch...
monogamy: people get so obsessed with whether their partners look at/speakto/thinkabout anyone else and it seems like such a waste of time and effort...

I'll have what you're having Charlee!

1)how many times a week people change their bedsheets
2)whether or not people iron said bedsheets
3) whether people stay at home to raise children or go out to work

Whether you have lost weight, are a size 10/12, how much you weigh - yawn! If I can't get into my jeans I stop eating family bags of revels for a while.

Whether your house is immaculate - I like mess and love spiders and little bugs that crawl around in the dust.

hear hear.
also controlled crying.
just general clothes and style. all western clothes seem similar to me, yer in year out.
kids arguments and fights in school playground when reflected in parents. wtf. llet the kids sort it out. they usually do a satisfactory job.

Califrau... Not sure what it says about you.. what colour is this car?

discipline threads like, "are time-outs right or will they psychologically damage dc's forever?" type threads - omg we are so very neurotic

clothing
which type of reusable nappy is best - fgs they all collect shit!!!

i misread califrau's sofa -- veyr old hand job

Threads about how annoying those threads are that are about how annoying certain threads are that are all about thread titles that are annoying.

Make up - whether it is applied before or after the school run
Matching interior design

Peculiar diets ('I'm allowed as much venison & raisins as I want, but I can only have lettuce in tea' type) which cause perfectly OK shaped colleagues into consumptive-looking bores who, after 6 months of misery, can JUST squeeze into a 14 rather than a 16...

We've got 3 at the moment who huddle together & count grapes. I honestly don't get why they find the whole thing so fascinating.