Today I'm a crap mother because....

[LucyJones]

I let ds get too far haead of me in the park and he ran towards the exit gate and went out
Luckily a mum who was nearer stopped him before the road.

God, if that's the best you can do you'll never win Shit Mum Of The Year

I'm a crap mum today because I promised to take them to the allotment and now I'm welching because I've eaten too much lunch and I can't be arsed