OMG Heather Mills - just HOW self-obsessed can one woman be??

[Y0rkshirelass]

Thought there might be a thread on this but couldn't find one.

Saw Heather Mills on the box this morning, she was supposed to be talking about the process of farrowing in pig farming, but ended up talking about............

...........yes, you guessed it, herself. Well there's a surprise.

Grrrr

Silly bint.

Mind you, how sad am I that I could remember that quote almost word-for-word from almost a year ago.

It is memorable.

Did you hear it youirself? with your own 2 good ears??

it's so cringable, it's slightly unbelievable.

No Psycho, read it with my own 2 slightly dodgy eyes. Then threw the magazine at the wall.

oh god i DETEST tess daly.

Hmm rowan, now I'm suspicious.
Of the article not you or your dodgy eyes.
sometimes the truth has been exaggerated or lies even told. I believe.

Aren't we a funny lot.
I don't see what's to detest about Tess Daly though tbh,
Posh, Angelina, Heather Mills - yes, yes, yes.
Tess Daly - not a fan but don't hate her at all.

But we like being drawn into it Fio (not the leg bit, obviously)

No, honest. It was one of those Questionnaire things, where they ask people a list of questions (same questions each week) and report their answers. And it was The Guardian, and The Guardian never, ever tells untruths.

Please don't contradict me on this as you'll bring my entire socio-psychological belief-system crashing down.

she's a useless presenter, for starters. but she also bullied a Faking It person (who she didn't realise was faking it, iykwim) so we saw her true colours.... mwah-hah-haaah

rowan i saw that piece in the guardian, i pmsl.

yes bundle

HMM is an arse but has had more than her fair share of shit

The Guardian never lies.

Only when necessary to promote it's wooly minded liberalism.

this wouldn't fall into that category, so mustbe true.

what's with all the bold, suddenly? am pmsl at NAO's arse and shit.

Tinker started it and the rest of us have jumped on the bandwagon.

bugger

worthy of quote of the week that one!

Oh, who knows? I mean, really. Who knows?

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Cuddling and kissing my baby or skiing.

What is your greatest fear?
Upsetting anybody.

Which living person do you most admire?
My sister Fiona for being loyal and kind.

What is your greatest extravagance?
Buying Fiona a pair of diamond earrings.

What has been your most embarrassing moment?
Walking down the street with a pair of knickers round my artificial leg.

Who would play you in a movie?
Michelle Pfeiffer. Judi Dench later in life.

What is your most treasured possession?
I wouldn't be much use without my leg!

What is your favourite smell?
The McCartney rose.

What is your favourite word?
'Articulate' - I never knew I was until others started to call me that.

What is your favourite book?
Gorbachev's autobiography.

What do you owe your parents?
Not a lot but some pretty good genes.

What or who is the greatest love of your life?
My husband, my baby daughter and my sister.

Which living person do you most despise and why?
Cruella de Wintour, editor of US Vogue, who has brought fur back into fashion.

When did you last cry, and why?
Watching the film Dreamer with my husband asleep on my knee when the horse was going to be put down and the young girl saved him.

How often do you have sex?
Every day. Doesn't everyone say that?

Have you ever had a same-sex experience?
No - they haven't got the right bits.

What is your greatest achievement?
Helping to market Adopt-A-Minefield.

What keeps you awake at night?
Images of animals being skinned alive.

What song would you like played at your funeral?
ELO's Mr Blue Sky.

What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
That everybody's capable of change.

Well, that was comprehensive.

(from grauniad Saturday May 20, 2006)

Aitch....Do tell about the bullying of the Faking It person....I know nothing of this.