i'm bored so ....

[nappyaddict]

what are the best sex positions?

feel free to copy/paste and add to the list.

1. missionary
2. woman on top
3. doggy
4. spread eagle
5. butterfly
6. spoon
7. lap dance
8. scissors
9. leapfrog

10. split level 11. side by side 12. standing 13. standing and carrying 14. wheelbarrow (could never personally do this one i would collapse

asleep

pmsl at squonk

Nappyaddict, surely you are much too young to have any idea about most of these . (Is it hot in here,or is it me?!)

ummmmm let's say i like to experiment ;)

whoops obviously i meant

Is there one for "she's asleep, i'm just fumbling in the dark hoping she doesn't wake up and twat me with the lamp"?

Ok gotta ask - Butterfly? Spreadeagle? split level?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE!!!

Fnar - onc e tried wheelbarrow with ex-p when we were a lot younger. He got cramp in both legs. Pulled out & started running round bedroom.

He was wearing one of those luminous novelty condoms (told you we were young) so all i could see was this bright green willy bobbing up and down in the dark with him going "argh argh argh"

I nearly split me kipper laughing.

He wasn't amused

ok for fear of going into tmi i didn't like to give explanations but here goes.

spreadeagle is rear entry but instead of being on all fours, you are lying down with the man lying on top of you.

butterfly is where you sit or lie back on the edge of a bed or chair or table or whatever and the man is kneeling on the floor. you raise your legs in the air and rest on his shoulders.

split level is like missionary but the man kneels and the woman puts her legs around his waist.

I prefer the "Lazy" where she says, "do it yourself" and you just have a tug.

nappyaddict, you're not doing badly, considering you don't like tmi or doing descriptions!

well as i was asked what they were i felt obliged to explain!

I know, love, I know.

Oh why did you start this just as I have to make tea!! I am going to miss the best bits now

it hasn't really got started yet, i'm sure its more of an evening thread really! i just couldn't wait another 4 hours to post it though when i was bored at 3!

pmsl @ 'standing and carrying'

Poor bloke ! As if he hasn't enough to concentrate on...

Oh I've never thought to give names to all these, they all seem to mutate into each other anyway. Eg doggy style collapses into spreadeagle, gets bored and rolls into spoons.
What's it called when you put your feet on his shoulders but you're both fully on the bed? ('End Game' in my house)

yeah i never knew the names either, until my friend decided to put them all on a quiz thing and i had to look them up.

Ahh thanks Nappy - not TMI at all, I did ask! Might not have known the names but have tried 2 out of the 3....
Have you tried the CAT (coital alignment technique) which is missionary but man is higher up (ie woman's face is at his shoulders/chest depending on height) Its supposed to be failsafe for the female orgasm, and I have to say I couldn't disprove that hypothesis

Didn't know there was a name for that one either Headgirl . Have never managed to get DH into that one (exboyf used to do that naturally and I do miss it,but sssh!)

Iklboo, thats hilarious

oooh which one haven't you tried THG? i'm short so for the CAT (so THAT's what it stands for you saucy MN towers would i have to be at his shoulders or chest?

Your face would need to be nearer his chest Nappy.
I haven't tried the Butterfly I don't think....I'm sure I would remember it sounds a bit of a contortion!

are you sure its quite a common one i think? you never lay on the edge of the bed with dp on the floor?

will have to try that cat one out i think.

God, you really must be bored... why don't you go and do some of these with your other half