bird poo

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hatter · 04/07/2004 01:11

Anyone know how to stop birds pooing on your lawn? We have two woodpigeons who sit in a tree and cover the place with crap. And woodpigeons do big ones I can assure you...

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littlemissbossy · 04/07/2004 01:15

use an air rifle

littlemissbossy · 04/07/2004 01:27

Seriously this time, you can buy from large garden centres or online garden centres an electronic device that can be fitted in your garden/on a wall which sends out ultrasonic waves and scares away birds, cats, etc. Sorry no good if you have other pets.

Slink · 04/07/2004 01:46

put poison in some bread and leave it out for them?????????????? cruel i knoe or call RSPCA they will carch them and break their necks for you (not in front of you )

coppertop · 04/07/2004 01:48

Shove a cork up their backsides???

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hatter · 04/07/2004 12:58

something tells me that some of you out there aren't taking this seriously. My lawn is covered in shite. I need help.

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littlemissbossy · 04/07/2004 13:22

of course we're taking you seriously, look at this

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hatter · 04/07/2004 23:29

is this the point where I do a flounce and say I'm never coming back? Don't now how to flounce...not virtually anyway

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hatter · 04/07/2004 23:29

know not now

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Piffleoffagus · 04/07/2004 23:34

get a cat, but not a cat flap, we have had 7 pigeons brought in and massacred in our hallway, the cleaning is horrendous, but outside is silent and better of all... no crap anywhere!!

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hatter · 05/07/2004 02:00

we've got two cats. all they do is crap on the flower beds. We've got a delightful garden us.

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cuppy · 05/07/2004 02:05

Get rid of the tree??

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