Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

As above. Another thread of HBF perving appreciation, with an emphasis on these gorgeous specimens...

Pull up a chaise (you might want to check the state of the cover first though) and take a drink from the bar...

Someone on the TM FB page embroidered a cushion for Santi and is disappointed that he hasn't responded with a thank you

Mmmm
Yeah
Some of them are just....odd
I unfollowed LOADS of them on twitter

I'm just a normal horny fan. I will NEVER embroider them anything!

I shall objectify them a lot

Can't see me embroidering anything either TBH.

Scrawling something on a mirror in lipstick perhaps.

I could write a dirty haiku I guess....

I would send a pic of my boobs like a nomal person

Properly snorted @ 'dirty haiku' badders

ww you hussy

I rewrote a Christmas Carol & illustrated it

Yep, all totally normal fangirling in here...

Ww...well....I could do that...might need a wide angle lens though massive norks

Maybe just my glittery knickers in a Jiffy bag?....

All excellent suggestions

Thank you Fancy

Brill idéa about glittery knickers in jiffy bag Bads

Ah, these "normal fangirl suggestions" are so great. I'm so proud of you guys!

Thanks for the shoe love! Shoe Embassy! It's a new shop I think? It's so cool. Check it out! Did anyone else have the Elves and the Shoemaker classic Ladybird book as a kid? Well, the shoes are kind of like that. Amazing!

helen hope your head is a bit better. I have woken with a corker this morning. Cant exactly call in sick after my day off either...

Keep wanting to ask comtesse how she's feeling re the NHS following her experience working down under. It's all going to shit here even more but at least a few people are protesting about it now. Whether it makes people realise they need to stop voting Tory if they want to keep it, remains to be seen...

Morning wenches.

Bollocks about the head Madame

I had that Elves and the Shoemaker book. It's still at my mum's. My favourite was Cinderella. Beautiful dresses and shoes

Haircut tonight after that place I have to go to today and remain calm.

HBFs on standby

Morning

Blimey letus, what are you doing to Nutella there?

What a bugger about the head madame & yes to that Ladybird book - also had the Princess & the Pea one.

I was flicking through one of those spoof I-Spy books over Christmas - the School Run Parents one - I am definitely the Foul Mouthed Mother - apparently she looks all respectable and well spoken until something pisses her off......

Anything he damn well wants Fancy

I think I need a look at those I-Spy books

Shit! Look at the time! Laterz x

letus

Afternoon all.

I'm always like that Helen, I can't remember who's said what and have to go back even then I sometimes get it wrong.

Cute shoes Madame.

A cushion for Santi? Why would you do that?

at glittery knickers in a jiffy bag.

Hope LetUs has had a better day today.

We went and bought a new laptop today. God they're a price, but DH will throw the one we've got through the window if we keep it any longer. It's got Vista on it and we've always hated it.

Looking forward to the 1066 thing tonight.

Evening wenches. Am at the hairdressers.

Not a great day today, part of which included making a semi-formal complaint about a colleague to one of the senior bosses. Whoopee.

DS1 wants a new laptop/computer. Because what he needs is the facility to game at an even faster speed.

Hope that complaint goes well and you have my commiserations re : the laptop, that situation is very familiar in this house

And good luck to apricot with the new laptop - although you're such a tech wiz you won't be cursing it like I would be

letus. Was that to do with the email you forwarded yesterday? Well done for complaining - sounds like you've been having a shit time at work because of some people for way too long.

Yay for new laptop apes!

It's Windows 10 Fancy which I have on the PC so I'm used to it, but DH will be using it, and he hasn't a clue, so that will be fun.

MrApricot is lucky to have you to guide him apricot !

Sort of connected Madame. There was another email today to everyone which I responded to to everyone which was followed up by this person getting in my face and telling me what I should be doing and when. Limit reached. Also raised concerns about this person's treatment of other staff members who don't feel as able to stand up for themselves. I am becoming more militant (for want of a better word) the older I get. I'll be wearing a rakishly angled black beret a la Citizen Smith before you know it

Actually, the beret can wait. It might spoil my super swishy, rather nice hair cut

NB I have no objection to my super swishy hair being messed up by HBFs. In fact, I insist.

Hope your head is better Madame!

for Apes

Good for you LetUs. Glad I'm no longer at work.

He could sort it out for himself Fancy but it's easier to just keep calling me when he can't do something/wants something done. Thank God for golf.