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Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 05/03/2017 21:16

As above. Another thread of HBF perving appreciation, with an emphasis on these gorgeous specimens...

Pull up a chaise (you might want to check the state of the cover first though) and take a drink from the bar...

Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.
Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.
Swagger Inn Thread - 144 - the one with no witty title.
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Comtess · 21/03/2017 21:34

There you are my sweet.

FancyFancy · 21/03/2017 21:37

I love Astrid too!! I'm gutted he said that to her because
a) it was such a completely shitty thing to say &
b) he'll probably be riddled with guilt over it now & we don't need him becoming less functional ffs

And I knew Dar Adal was behind Franny being taken off Carrie

No chocolate here, but can I tempt you with some pink fizz? It's mostly bubbles & they're not carbs, so........

FancyFancy · 21/03/2017 21:37

Ooh cross-post Grin. No harm in having both is there?

Comtess · 21/03/2017 21:41

Cheers Fancy don't mind if I do

Comtess · 21/03/2017 21:41

Strictly a bit early but never mind

Comtess · 21/03/2017 21:42

Trouble is I want old 'eye candy in the shower' hot assassin Quinn back. Not digging the 'Born on 4th july' schtick. Or the 'tache. Ick.

Comtess · 21/03/2017 21:44

No hot Tom dream last night either. Was something about me going into school and bollocking a teacher about something on one of the kids' exams being wrong. Woke up quite angry. Rubbish. Where's the hot sex in Strike's office on his cheap faux leather sofa dream gone? Eh?

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 21/03/2017 21:51

My beetles will be easy to get rid of thankYouVeryMuch #Deluded I shall click my tongue at them and they'll follow after me as I skip down the garden with them #BeyondDeluded

Shock at chocolate-less wenches. Are you planing another bout of madness duathlon Comtess or just trying to stay a svelte welsh sex-godess?

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 21/03/2017 21:56

Shock You had a hot sex in Strike's office on his cheap faux leather sofa dream?! [jealous] Looks like he has quite a big desk too. Wink

Ok, you can have Strike, apricot has Athos (Probably S1 or S2) I'll have have S3 Athos; badders and wicked can choose their own incarnations Grin Or we could just have a good old fashioned Tav fight over him, but frankly I'm a bit tired and can't really be arsed...

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Badders123 · 21/03/2017 22:00

I will have series 1 athos please and thank you 👍

FancyFancy · 21/03/2017 22:07

It's not too early over here comtess & that's what matters

Can't be arsed helen?

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 21/03/2017 22:13

sorry

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MadamedeChevreuse · 21/03/2017 22:19
FancyFancy · 21/03/2017 22:23

Thank you kindly madame

MadamedeChevreuse · 21/03/2017 22:23

Oh that was for your post on the previous page. Where'd all this stuff come from??

Blush

Shock to hear of quinn's tache and baggy joggers. So sad.

MadamedeChevreuse · 21/03/2017 22:26

Pssst comtesse here's a hot shower pic for you to remind you of quinn's glory days.

It's not quinn but never mind.

FancyFancy · 21/03/2017 22:34
LetUsPrey · 21/03/2017 22:54

Always makes me Grin when I look at threads I'm on and see something like "stops sucking starts licking" as the top entry

FancyFancy · 21/03/2017 23:23

It's getting a bit warm in this cupboard Blush

LetUsPrey · 21/03/2017 23:26

You need a shower Fancy

I'm off to the hayloft where I'm going to fall on the nearest HBF

FancyFancy · 21/03/2017 23:47

You're so wise letus Grin

Night all

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 22/03/2017 07:27

That wasn't an HBF LetUs Hmm but feel free to carry on - I've shoved Gibbs over next to you for when you wake up. Wink

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Badders123 · 22/03/2017 07:49

Alright?
Yawn.
God I was tired yesterday!
Am at work doing cover later and it going to piss it down. Cosmic.

LetUsPrey · 22/03/2017 08:03

Morning wenches.

Oh morning Gibbs. Was that you then last night? No. Sorry Helen Blush

Fancy - get out the shower, you'll get all wrinkled!

Grin at cosmic. Am going to use that at least once today. Hope you don't get too soggy Badderz.

Rubbish sleep again last night fucksake. Best get on with breakfast and stuff.

But first

FancyFancy · 22/03/2017 08:29

Morning
You may have a point letus Grin

Right, must get ready for work - it's really looking lovely out there Hmm. Laters....