Why is it that ...........

[Pagan]

When you buy a pair of really expensive, sheer, silky tights they rip within the hour but the 99p pair out the local garage you buy to replace them on the way to the big night out are made of similar material to black box recorders and are virtually indestructable - they also look hideous!

You should just wear american tan with reinforced toes and be done with it

I remember those days when I was made to wear such tights to school Knickers, tights over the top, another pair of knickers to keep the tights on and then a pair of white knee high socks so I looked like a proper school girl. Going to the toilet was an expedition

I think it has something to do with the law according to sod .

same here - I used to wear my brothers footie socks with elastic ties under the top inch to keep them up, and those knicks were big and navy!!- gorgeous!!

I dressed in trousers at school even though they threatened to suspend me. Never did tho. Went through a slutty stage at one point wearing short skirts and hoping the hunk was looking up my skirt as I went up the stairs thing is I'd have died if he'd asked me out lol