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Swagger Inn 143 - It's Still Cold - Oh Musketeers Keep The Wenches Warm

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LetUsPrey · 08/02/2017 21:40

As Apricot said, spring seems so far away and it's bloody cold.

Grab a hot musketeer to keep yourself warm wenches

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LetUsPrey · 13/02/2017 19:11

Evening wenches.

Everywench well? Hope any poorly DC are recovering.

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ApricotCrush · 13/02/2017 19:53

DH is still coughing Helen, but he's much better. I definitely caught it off him, but it's affected me differently. I now have sinusitis, the bones in my face are aching, and painkillers aren't working.

We don't do Valentines. I think the last card I had from DH was from before we were married. I still have it somewhere.

Badders123 · 13/02/2017 20:44

Apes...
First year we were together I got a dozen red roses
Second year I got half a dozen
Third year i got one 🌹
None since....
😂

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 13/02/2017 20:52

Diminishing returns eh badders? Grin tbh we don't bother either really, it's a bit of a lottery if one or both of us gets a card for the other.

Anyway - parenting tips for nervous parents.
When your DS is soaking in the bath and doesn't respond to your conversation, or shouting, he has (probably) not drowned because he was left unattended. He is simply busy reading, with his ears sunk underwater. The fact that he stretches out in the bath and his head and feet simultaneously touch both ends of the bath also makes it unlikely he's going to slip under the water. Grin

Badders123 · 13/02/2017 21:00

Helen 😂
"diminishing returns" = the story of my life!
Feel rough as hell
I had a bath. This was a mistake. It looked like the final scene in Carrie in there 😖😳
Supposed to be taking mum shopping tomorrow....

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 13/02/2017 21:00

Watching Thirteen, I have no idea how it's going to end Confused

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 13/02/2017 21:38

Oh god Badders - really, that's TMI when I'm trying to eat tea Confused

wicked I have no idea what 13 is about so can't help you with that one. (I feel like I ought to know, but if I ever did, I've forgotten now)

Badders123 · 13/02/2017 21:40

Sorry Helen!
Not having liver are you!?
😂😖

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 13/02/2017 21:45

It's this one. Quite good and creepy.
m.imdb.com/title/tt5159916/

Badders123 · 13/02/2017 21:47

I've ordered trainspotting on DVD
So I shall watch that and make me sis go with me to T2
Fed up of snot and being a woman generally 😞😞😞😷😖

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 13/02/2017 22:03

I'm not clicking on links to 'creepy' films = you're not getting me that way.

Swagger Inn 143 - It's Still Cold - Oh Musketeers Keep The Wenches Warm
FancyFancy · 13/02/2017 22:18

I don't do creepy either helen

I'm all about that faf, about that faf
No scary

Swagger Inn 143 - It's Still Cold - Oh Musketeers Keep The Wenches Warm
SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 13/02/2017 22:23
eat your heart out.
SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 13/02/2017 22:29

Night all

FancyFancy · 13/02/2017 22:37

Shake that booty helen Wink

LetUsPrey · 14/02/2017 07:53

Morning wenches.

Poor you Apricot Sad. Hope you feel better very soon x

Hope the film wasn't too scary Wicked. I don't do scary films either.

Happy Valentine's Day to all wenches!

I'd quite like to stay at home today. All by myself, ignoring everything.

Laterz wenches - have great days

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Swagger Inn 143 - It's Still Cold - Oh Musketeers Keep The Wenches Warm
Swagger Inn 143 - It's Still Cold - Oh Musketeers Keep The Wenches Warm
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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 14/02/2017 07:59

Morning...............

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 14/02/2017 08:32

Morning Brew

It's a crime series produced by BBC, not a scary movie Smile

I dreamt about Tom Burke last night, we had a wench meet up and I remember Elk being there. I think Tom asked why we where there and I said we're all here for you and he looked a bit nervous.
He said something to me but I couldn't hear so he had to lean in closer Wink
In the end he chose between three of us and I think it was Elk, us other two sat there beaming and thinking they looked so good together wanting to claw her eyes out Grin

Badders123 · 14/02/2017 08:32

Oooh lovely the diggers have started up next door again 😡🙄
Taking mum shopping even though I have this cold again
Not like I will get any rest staying at home anayway....
I shall buy a slice of cake the size of my head 🍰

Badders123 · 14/02/2017 08:33

Happy Valentine's Day wenches
❤️💋❤️

FancyFancy · 14/02/2017 08:42

Morning wenches

Am off out in a bit & then have big sis arriving. Have fab days everyone & I hope that all colds feck off soon.

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 14/02/2017 09:43

I love my wenches ❤

I think I need a slap, I'm starting to think about how I should celebrate my 50th birthday in 4 years Confused

Badders123 · 14/02/2017 10:32

With a trip to see meeeeeeeeee

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 14/02/2017 11:00

I would love to celebrate with ma wenches Smile

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 14/02/2017 11:01

Hopefully we will meet in three months time Wink

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