Swagger Inn Thread 142 - in which the holidays are over and we're back to normal perving hours

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Questions:

1. Why doesn't my office look like this?

Integers!
Argghhhhh
☠️

at the vectors are behind you

Bloody hell Fancy! The imagery! DH wanted to know what I was smiling at when I was looking at those gifs. I told him it was the maths joke.

DH paused the football just as Liverpool were awarded a penalty but then the Sky box froze. So I've had to do a reset which takes about 10 minutes. Shame.

Imaginary numbers.......

ALL numbers are imaginary to me 😂
Madame...I'm watching JLM semi naked boxing 🥊

Oh I can do imaginary numbers. I think I'm up to about 14

I've got the Sky box back on.

Just in time for the half-time whistle

And I'm just out of shot on all three of those

I'm supposed to be ironing.

FFS letus, put the iron down before you iron your hand or something.

I've had a shower
That's basically all I've done all day...

Knackered, relaxes with

When this move is over I plan to do fuck all.

Evening all. I am back from Family argument nice day out. actually there was very little grouching so all good. And Fantastic Beasts was so good that I actually forgot to watch out for FamilyFriend who appears as an extra Will have to watch it again Have got nothing else done other than go out and than cook reheat tea on our return.

Fancy - DH is wittering about Intersecting Planes if that means anything? I think it's maths rather than airborne transport you can geek out together over Maths next time we meet up, ok?

Badders you can self certificate for a week, then you need the Dr to sign you off if you're going to be off work for longer. So you can take this week off sick without needing a note (since you were at work last week, even though you were feeling like shit)

Less than a week to go now Wicked!! v. exciting, as long as he packing isn't overwhelming and I don' think it can be since you've been working at it for long enough #OrganisedWench

Apricot - I'm sure your arms haven't shrunk - your legs have just got longer, that's all.

There's a severe lack of FAF about - hang on.

A pic from my mum's balcony at her new apartment

She's living in a greenhouse? What is is, a block of apparents round a covered courtyard?

Thanks Helen
Good to know

Yes. It's called Bovieran a play with words on living and Riviera, it's for people age 55 and over, the tempetature in the courtyard is always 18 degrees.

18 degrees you say?

I occasionally think I'd like to live somewhere like that and then I remember - people.

Hurrah for non argument family day Helen! Do let me know the secret.

I don't like people either

Except my wenches of course and especially my wifey

COMTESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DH has been looking for ski holiday deals and came across this one:
Chalet Chez La Comtesse

LetUs - you need to go to the cinema where you don't need/expect to talk to each other (but everyone wants to see the same film), then out to a ^SportingActivity* where you each do your own thing. Also, don't talk to each other in the car more than necessary. (Think individual ipods to listen to your own choice of music, etc)

This is great, now we can stay at Chateau Fancy and Chalet Chez La Comtesse

Sherlock time, if I can stay awake...