Swagger Inn Thread 142 - in which the holidays are over and we're back to normal perving hours

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Questions:

1. Why doesn't my office look like this?

Chicken is the new black?

Evening wenches - I'm still watching Ripper Street, I'm that far behind with tv

Glad the chickens are ok helen & loving the idea of them in prison uniforms

Yes, hot feels inadequate for the stocking scene letus, although I remember agreeing with one wench that there was a slight sense of disappointment when he stood up & pushed her back on the bed - we felt he should've stayed on his knees & carried on from that position

Ooh, I can still touch my toes . Mind you, I used to be able to put my hands flat on the floor when younger - can't do that anymore. Plus my hands are closer to the floor than your's letus, I have an advantage!

Ooh helen I am impressed.

night all.

Today I have cleaned all the carpets (I may have mentioned this). Tomorrow I expect to come down to cat vom/disemboweled wildlife everywhere. Just because they're little sods.... cute and furry, but little sods.

Helen - tell DS not to waste his money. It's a bit rubbish.

at Wicked's Chicken is the New Black

Bit of the toe-touching wenches

Taboo was jolly good tonight. Very dark. Tom Hardy is very very good and I'm already looking forward to next week's episode and I can feel him edging closer to The List

Morning wenches

I dreamt that I was snogging Sherlock and really enjoying it

Morning wenches.

Morning all.

Horrible day here, cold and wet. I don't think much will be done.

I'm going to have to watch Taboo again, I kept dropping off and it didn't make much sense.

I'm quite bendy and have always been able to do the lotus position and put my hands flat on the floor. I tried it last night and was about 6 inches short. I also have trouble putting socks and tights on, my arms don't seem to be long enough.

I think ds1 and I will both be at the dr tomorrow :(
Ds2 has a hospital appt tomorrow afternoon too
Sigh
I'm thinking I might need to get signed off for a week or so....thoughts?
This Illness has knocked me for 6 😞😷

Morning wenches. Wet & cold outside - not a day for going out, I'm currently sat in bed reading. It's quite tempting to stay here for hours but I suppose I should do some chores really.

It would be much more fun with some leather-clad help

No chores for me today!
Pils want us to go for dinner later
I shall see

I think getting signed off sounds a good idea Badderz.

What sort of chores would they help with Fancy?

It's pissing it down here now.

Good point letus Well I have paperwork to to, so Captain Trev can do that, Dog can do stuff in the garden, being a farmer, and Aramis can er.......

TM s 3 on Netflix from today

Really cold and sunny here so I can't do all the windows that I planned, managed to do some though. Cleaning behind the oven now.

You're managing to make cleaning sound exciting Wicked.

Aramis could help with the plumbing Fancy?

Disappointing lack of innuendo today and no HBI. Pfft why do I bother?

Innuendo!?

InYOURendo!!

💋

Badderz

There was the occasional shout of "harder" but that was it.

I've just eaten some very tasty bacon sandwiches. Mmmm.

I'm watching elementary again
Joan is wearing a very nice frock
I still feel like crap
Ds1 is coughing well
It's been quadratic equations hell this morning
Look what I found! ⚜️

Oh badders, you are a smut-tastic genius

quadratic equations hell - is that where there aren't enough of them?

Plumbing! Of course letus, I have several bathrooms & I'm sure my the plumbing needs a good seeing to in all of them.
Commiserations on the lack of HBIs, have some compensation

Have done visiting and am now having a brew before doing the ironing.

Badderz - a week signed off . It was rare my former GP would sign anyone off so when he did, you knew he meant it. Made me laugh though when he said that I was to do nothing. Ah right, so DS1 (only had the one at the time) is getting himself to and from nursery is he. And I'll get the staff to take care of everything else.

Fancy - look at the confident way that Gibbs brandishes his weapon. And as for those other two gifs.... there's some tingling going on. That sweat

I haven't had a sick note since.....1996? 1995? No idea what you ask for these days! Are they still called sick notes?
I'm worried about the following week tbh as Dh is away with work.
I really thought I'd be over this - thing - whatever it is by now 😞😞
Oh! Period has arrived at last.
So that's fun.

I don't understand algebra.
My friends would try and scare me at school...I am dreadful at maths. It's just unfathomable to me...they would come up behind me and whisper "bads! There's a vector behind you!!"
😳😳😫😫😫😖😖😖😞
Arghhhh

I'm looking letus, I'm looking
I think Gibbs is ordering me to lick those manly chests. Or something. There is every possibility I have fried my brain.

Oh now, I'm inclined to agree with you on vectors badders - never liked 'em much. But algebra makes my heart sing.