Swagger Inn Thread 142 - in which the holidays are over and we're back to normal perving hours

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Questions:

1. Why doesn't my office look like this?

Arrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!! FFS ww, I thought the Tav was safe from such monstrosities nowadays

Don't worry helen, they were being virtuous yesterday, It won't have lasted

Right, I need to erase the PC image from my brain, here goes.......

Oh LetUs, sorry about the boiler.

I've had all sorts of stuff done to my eyes Bads, i.e. cataract operation, where they smash your lens with ultrasound, suck all the bits out and then put a silicone one in. Not nearly as bad as it sounds, although you are awake.

Lol at snoring cat.

Thank you helen, that helps immensely.

As does this

Apes
I am not squeamish
But that us the worst thing I have ever heard!
😳😩

I missed apricot's post, scrolled back to read it & now

No, really, it's an amazing operation, only takes 20 minutes and next day your sight is restored.

RoboApricot does your eye have x-ray vision now? (Sorry - what was that you'd gone to look at?)

I have now ruined my eyesight managed to mend one pair of trousers. Heaven knows what they will look like in actual daylight. Now time to make sandwiches for tomorrow and then bury myself under the duvet. FFS - how did it get to be 11pm?

Night all.

MOrrrrrrrrrrrrrniiiiiiiiiiiiiing :D

B+ for my sub-conscious - last night I had the delights of a chatty flirty Reasons to be Happy type of Mr Burke accosting me on in the stairwell of Oxford's Debenhams for a natter, Thoroughly enjoyable dream, though not a tace of smut and I have no recollection of what we talked about - just that I woke going "Oooh! Must make effort to report in to Wenches!" also have no idea why I was in Oxford's Debenhams! Or why he was either.

That is all. Otherwise it's dark and wet outside and I have BoringOfficeJob today. Hope everyone has a good one...

I also had a TB dream! Don't remember everything but we were neighbours and I was hoping he would notice me and at one time I stood outside my house with a bunch of letters and hoping he would give me a ride (ylt).
Some of us were also in school taking a test if somekind. I remember Elk being there.
I also remember going to a bar (a really nice one) drinking wine and eating olives.

Morning wenches. Dark and wet here too but thankfully not too cold.

Am studiously ignoring all eye talk.

Weird dreams again and I am getting properly fucked off. It's a start having TB there I suppose Helen.

Which DVD arrived Wicked? I know you said you'd ordered To Walk Invisible and Sherlock. Or have I missed one (entirely possible)?

Cross-posts Wicked. TB gets around doesn't he? And also bonus for dreaming about drinking wine!

Morning wenches

Glad to see the dreams were better last night.

Off to work now, have good days everyone, laters.....

It was those two DVD's that arrived Letus

Morning all. Sadly no x-ray vision Helen.

Felt horribly sick when I went to bed last night and spent two hours on the bathroom floor although I wasn't actually sick. I have no idea what caused that, although I did have two Laughing Cow cheeses with a salad which were 6 months a bit out of date. They're wrapped up so I can't imagine they would go off. Consequently I feel knackered this morning.

No TB dreams here. I only seem able to dream about forgetting where I've parked my car or desperately searching for a loo.

Had a drunken message from one of DH's mates sent in the middle of the night. They're obviously having a good time.

Hope everyone's well and has a good day.

Ugh sounds horrid apes!
I've spent a lovely half an hour composing an e mail to tell my mp I think he is a Mimsy bastard quisling fuck (In Malcolm tuckers words)
I've also e mailed a couple of pro remain tories and said "well done!"
I handed my notice in this morning
Feel a bit 😞 but something's got to give
Feel headachy and crap today - and I'm meeting a friend for lunch and then ds1 has an asthma check at 4
Gah
Hope wenches stop having nightmares
God knows what my dreams would say about me - I'd rather not know! 😀

at bouffy youngish capaldi. The early 90s. Not a good look.

Im off sick with a migraine. Havent rtft. Avoiding screens. Ilya xxx

Madame ❤️💐
Well I'm home
Has a nice lunch with friend, took ds1 to his appt - all fine
Now just got to get him to 🏸 badminton

Poor Apes and Madame

Glad you had a nice lunch and that DS1 is fine Bads

Evening wenches.

Poor Apricot, Badderz and Madame - hope you're feeling better than before. Well done on handing in your resignation Badderz

at MrApricot's drunken friend's message

Enjoy your DVDs Wicked.

I am fed up with no working boiler. New one being fitted at the weekend.

Supposed to get DS2 to do his spellings tonight but we've not long finished eating dinner, DH is out again, DS2 needs a shower and I'm knackered.

For Letus

Evening, have done stepper thingy, DH is out, so we have a repeat of last night coming up. (Though no wheezy cats just now!)

LetUs - suggest you wrap a HBF round you in leiu of central heating
Madame [drugs] - hope the migraine FTFO soon- that's two days now?
Hope Apricot and Badders are feeling better

Watching Come dine with me with a disgusting old man in it, Kevin Morley, apparently he had a role in Coronation Street. I think I'll see what else is on, can't stand him.

Letus...I hear you! Ds2s piano practise was exactly 2 minutes long tonight
He read 2 pages of his reading book
Ds1 has been at badminton - he is joining a club - and is currently in the shower
Hope it stays mild til your boiler is fixed Letus
I feel quite relieved now the decision is made - it's been on my mind for a while as you know
Hope you feel better apes 💐
I'm going to have an early night - housework tomorrow!
Madame - hope the migraine fucks
Off and I'm off to watch last nights elementary 😀