Swagger Inn Thread 142 - in which the holidays are over and we're back to normal perving hours

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Questions:

1. Why doesn't my office look like this?

And lingonberry week started, great

I quite fancied him in his youth...when he was slightly less...cadaverous 😖
Malc will go into mourning 😞 poor lamb

wicked whaaaaat? You only just realised you used to fancy capaldi? You were here for the two years that malc and liv banged on constantly about the old fossil, werent you?

He was a sexy scary bastard as Malcolm Tucker alright. Nowadays, not so much.

And that is hilarious ww

Morning wenches.

Morning all

That sounds horrible
Hope the boiler's back working soon

I'm trying to sum up the energy to go to the shops, but it's all drizzly out there. My motivation is ebbing away........

Right. I'm giving myself a good talking to. The weather isn't freezing outside. We'll all be out for most of the day. We have warm clothes to put on. We have blankets. It'll hopefully be fixed soon and we can afford to get it fixed. The dream was just that - a dream. Both DC are fine. Now get a bloody grip!

That's marginally better.

Boilers always break on January don't they?
The fuckers.
Awful nights sleep - must stop reading about trump before I go to bed 😡😡😡😡😡😞

Ofsted in today
That'll be fun

Hello wenches. Miserable day here.

Hope you get the boiler sorted soon LetUs.

Good luck with Ofsted Bads.

Article about Strike, well mostly about Holliday's outfit, with new pic.

I've must have blocked it out Madame I didn't know his name and haven't thought about until yesterday when it just popped up in my brain hmm, didn't I watch something eons ago with someone that might have been Capaldi

Lovely pic, thanks Apes

Oh, and the DVD's arrived today, that was fast

Awful nights sleep - must stop reading about trump before I go to bed badders, but FMWAC - he's even interfering with wench sleep.

Bugger me, I'm tired
Feeling bluergh too
I ended up dreaming about building a nuclear bunker in the back garden!

Evening wenches.

Boiler is fucked. Needs a new part which is no longer available as the damn thing is so old. I've been suggesting for a few years we get a new one so this has just sort of forced the issue. We know the chap who came round tonight. He's reliable and is giving us some prices tomorrow. I'd sell my wares to raise some cash but I'm not sure how far tuppence ha'penny would get us. I'd dreamed of a big holiday next year. That probably won't happen. Ah well, we'll be warm though.

Can I suggest Team Tom wenches look at the picture Apricot posted on a phone screen. On mine it just showed the "middle area"

On mine too Letus

Lots of hugs for wifey

Too bad about the boiler Letus

I noticed that too Letus 😊
Soooo
I've finally bitten the bullet and written my resignation letter - I'm handing it in tomorrow
I know it's the right thing to do but I'm still a bit sad.
But the reality is I can't do everything despite what I may tell myself
That means operation badders improvement starts next month!! 👍😀
I must stay off Twitter tonight or I won't sleep again! 😖

I noticed that too Letus 😊
Soooo
I've finally bitten the bullet and written my resignation letter - I'm handing it in tomorrow
I know it's the right thing to do but I'm still a bit sad.
But the reality is I can't do everything despite what I may tell myself
That means operation badders improvement starts next month!! 👍😀
I must stay off Twitter tonight or I won't sleep again! 😖

Watching telly, a guy has had his eyes injected with ink to look like an alien

Ewww
Just wear contacts!?
I had to have that test yesterday where they put anaesthetic drops in your eye and stick a probe on your eyeball (measures pressure?)
It's hilarious fun as you can imagine 😖
And a retinal photo - the inner eye looks like a planet surface 😳 or at least mine does

LetUs and Madame are being virtuous?!!

Argh - eew. FML - that Strike article was in the DailyFail Still, nice pic - thatsnk Apricot

Anyway, have RBNR much and DH is out so I have to cook/make DS turn out light and sleep, mend DS trousers because today he went through the knees of the only untorn pair he owns etc etc... (and wonder WTAF that noise is.... before realising it's a wheezy snoring cat! )

So in summary...
Nightmares can FTFO; Argh the the broken boiler; Trump and PresidentBannon can FTFO an then FO some more, and then FRO again; WTAF wicked ?? (At only just noticing that she used to fancy PC) and also I thought this version of the Trump picture was funnier and I won't even start on the genius placards I saw being carried.

ILYA!!!

To my defence, it was over 20 years ago and I didn't knew his name. It was a series called Chandler and company.