Swagger Inn Thread 142 - in which the holidays are over and we're back to normal perving hours

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Questions:

1. Why doesn't my office look like this?

The the plan that springs immediately to mind comtess is to invite all the wenches round when he's at the gym & we can be there to witness his progress to the shower - would that be embarrassing enough for him?

This bag is just one of those Nike drawstring type ones so with the cord I wielded it a bit like a hammer throw. Enjoyable stuff.

DD has one of them

Fancy the idea of a bunch of wenches ambushing him would play far too far into his hands. He'd love that.

Have a go Fancy. I think we could be onto something here.

Hmm, good point. He'd love it wouldn't he?

I think I will have a go. Next time the PE kit stays in the bag & doesn't make it into the washing machine - down the garden it goes .

Right, I'm off for a swim and a sauna with the lovely Mr C, wenches. Have nice Sundays once you get to it!

Have fun comtess & keep us posted on the status of the bag

Morning wenches.

Arf at flying sporting goods and subsequent stand off

From what I saw on GN show, I thought JLM and Danny Boyle came across well. Ewen Bremner didn't get chance to say much on the bit I saw. Agree that RC looked a bit odd. EM was okay.

Am watching the tennis. I might be here for a while.

Comtesse! ❤️
Agree with everything you said re state is the world and manly trainers 👍😡😞
My brothers were so bad we couldn't have them in the house - they used to live in the outhouse and once our dog smelled them and did throw up 🤢😂
Off to pils for lunch and I will have to do some housework today....sigh
Ta ta

Ooooooh! Tennis - thanks for the reminder LetUs

at the stinking trainers still being there - I can't imagine the local wildlife woud be desperate enough to brave the stink? In fact, maybe they're a wildlife deterrant - Comtess has no worries about deadly wildlife, they can't get past the trainers

DS also has drawstring bags - oh DS. I need to strip his bed an get that in the wash, whilst also watching tennis quandry.

Btw - Comtess when is the biathlon - not long now if you're avoiding people with colds? (and yes I think your house was in Oz in my dream)

In other dream news, last night's effort was driving a luton van to a local Attraction who were doing some sort of new season presentation in an auditorium, and sitting with a friend from NCT classes (who I haven't seen in 6 years) and TB's parents. I have NO idea what that one was about.

PS - Trump admin is an utter clusterfuck, and May is an embarrasment. I shall say no more before my blood pressure goes through the roof. My twitterfeed is not a happy place to be though.

Morning wenches

Properly ROFLing @ the dog throwing up badders

Look at your FB account instead helen, once I'd scrolled past the Trump/May holding hands pic it was all about the legal challenges to his immigration/visa changes All together now - FMWAC.

FFS they're into a fifth set. I have to go out in less than half an hour.

Do you think if we did a sort of round robin for DC for homework, they'd listen to a different grown up?

Bastards aren't they LetUs - I need to hang washing out and they're forcing me - FORCING me to sit and watch TV.
Come on Tim!! Nadal!!

Round robin homework sounds good. I've been helping DS with fact file on ForeignCity - all good. then we read the actual ijstructions and they need to be number based facts. Argh. Quick shoe-horning of numbers into facts so far.

I'm TeamFed and it's not looking good.

DS2 has to do an animal or plan life cycle poster. I've steered him towards snakes as they're easy to draw.

Wonder how TM would be with helping with homework? They've got the table for it.

I bet the little darlings would listen to a different adult. But all creative/design a poster type assignments make me want to slit my wrists. I'll happily volunteer for maths homework though

Oh god i needed you on weds fancy! Pythagoras theorem! ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
I had to google it!

Now at sportingactivity. Can't believe Fed's got it back on serve and I'm missing it!

Yy, anything creative fills me with dread. Maths fine. Make a poster - not fine.

5-3 to Fed! I can't believe I'm missing this! Why are there no TVs here?!

OMG badders I'd have been so up for that

So far I've;
hoovered
Mopped
Tidied kitchen
Sprayed the mould in the bathroom
Put a load of washing on
Put 2 loads away
Tidied bedrooms
Had a bath

I've not watched the tennis as I'm teamfed too and I'm not sure he will win 😞

Off to pils for dinner

I've left dh to homework hell today - I'm
Not in the mood and am crap at maths

Right! Next time is away it's auntie fancy to the rescue!! 👍😀
Feds only gone and bloody done it!!!!
I can watch it now 👍

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU SLEPT WITH THE QUEEN I MISSED FEDERER WINNING!!!

Kept up-to-date with the score on the app but it's very much not the same. Stupid sportingactivity. HBI not even here.

DS2 is watching a cartoon. Someone just shouted "Swedish meatballs for everybody!" and they all cheered

Letus