Swagger Inn Thread 142 - in which the holidays are over and we're back to normal perving hours

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Questions:

1. Why doesn't my office look like this?

Oooh I like that first one of santi!
I'm in bed with blanket on 👍
It's sooooo cold out there ❄️
Didn't go and see Mum after work as I was cold and fed up but my sister did
Remember that washer we cancelled last week? They tried to deliver it today 😳🙄😡😡😡
Incompetent motherfuckers
yes yes first world problem
I'm watching winterwatch on iplayer - always had a thing for chris packham 😜

Have not RTFT, let alone RBNR

Oh - apparenlty I don't. He's back and we're playig chess. I am very bad at chess.

Laters...

Right... Badders re your Mum and stupid washing machine people and feeling bloody freezing

at DS4 dissing MrC's intellectual achievements. Though Fancy is quite right, sporting admissions don't count, so Comtess's is still ahead there.

I have spent most of the day in spreadsheet/accountancy tedium. Financial year end approaches...

Athos approves of your figures helen

Thank you most kindly for the soft food. Tooth is feeling pretty good so far thanks & I am looking forward to being able to eat on that side of my mouth again tomorrow - it's been a while as the filling came loose about 10 days ago. It nearly came out completely at lunch yesterday

Ohhhh look at that moody fucker
Just what I need
😜

Oh!
Elementary is on tonight too!

Athos is very easily pleased - just as well

You think do Helen!?...
I've always found him rather....exacting...💋

Ah well - it obviously comes naturally to me Badders

Morning wenches.

Badderz. Make sure you look after yourself young wench

Athos says don't forget to do your stretches Comtess. He's sort of demonstrating here.

Can't really recall much else. Various stuff with the DC being, well, DC. Took me ages to get to sleep last night and when I did I had a sodding dream about work FFS. Sigh. I think it's best if I just stay here and look at the pictures Fancy posted.

Morning wenches. Off to work today, assuming I can find it in all this fog

Have good days everyone

I quite like the fact he is so exacting with me helen....not all wenches could take his more er...niche...demands.
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Hello all.

LetUs.

Just realised that I put a load in the washer this morning, and it's still there. It probably would have dried today as well.

I don't seem to have any motivation for anything at the moment. Hopefully it's just the time of the year.

January blues apes.
I've got them too
I could happily hibernate til Feb the way I feel ATM!

Evening wenches.

Hibernation sounds an excellent plan.

I sort of lost it at work this morning. Went a bit mad at someone about something that had been brewing for a while. It's a little bit aggravating when there are people who are supposed to do a job but are forever palming stuff off on other people bit still taking credit and pay for the job, and then those people think they can dictate what I do when they don't have authority over me to tell me what to do. Throw in for about the billionth time the infamous "we" will get this done when in reality it's "you" will get this done and BOOM!

I'm very tired and extremely hormonal. I couldn't sleep last night. DS2 is still doing this thing of not going to sleep - he insists he's not tired - until sometimes as late as 11pm, usually after 10. So I'm getting worried he's going to be ill (happens when DS1 doesn't get enough sleep - he "flops").

Sigh. I need pretty.

Aw Letus. Sounds shit. Who do I need to "speak" to? 😡🥊
Ds1 was a terrible sleeper for years and ds2 seems to be regressing...
Sigh
No advice - just lots of sympathy

It was well foggy here today - washing wouldn't have dried even if I'd been here to hang it out.

You can speak to anyone Badderz. Wench at everyone. Won't make a blind bit of difference.

Hehe
When I say "speak to" I mean of course "remove their spleen with a rusty spoon"
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I think that was obvious Bads

I just made a cup of tea but forgot to put in the actual tea